Welcome to my new series: texts I actually send my friends. [1]

Today:

What time is the rapture tomorrow? And is it EST or PST or like New Zealand ST?

And it’s becoming very obvious that billionaires and wannabe billionaires read sci-fi dystopian future novels and go “ooo. Sounds like a plan.”

Everybody else: Now look the billionaires are all going to space!

Indigenous people: 👋🏽

#PleaseTellMeYouAllHaveReadTheParableSeriesBecauseSpoilerAlert

Constantly torn between saving money due to the state of the world and getting a little treat due to the state of the world.

Everybody: now they are gonna start logging National forests! What now?

Indigenous Women: guess you shoulda given all the #LandBack like we told ya too.

Last week had to go to dentist. In my nitrous state I asked “what now? How do we face all of it?” Nitrous brain replied:

1. Take better care of your feet.
2. Start a band.

2.1 Don’t invite the dentist to your band. He’s a little too chipper. It’s an apocalypse end of empire punk band after all…

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