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Cuyoya
@cuyoya.bsky.social
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Editor for @jacksfilms and on the "Council" · VA · he/him · Pronounced like: "kai-yo-yuh" · Always scrubbing about in a little of everything online https://beacons.ai/cuyoya
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I am open cards :) twitch.tv/Cuyoya
A pile of Pokémon TCG boxes, including Surging Sparks, Mega Evolution, Black Bolt, and some loose packs! Also there's a 1lb bag of sugar, and some rubbing alcohol off to the side. Don't worry about that *smile*
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Oh no! Anyway...
Twitter screenshot showing a "Your account is suspended" alert
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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We're reaching critical levels of taking tylenol with this one and I'm all for it haha anyway anyone got $460 😭
Phone screenshot of the Pokémon Center website; specifically a page for a Pokémon themed, blue winter express train. It's labeled as new, costs $459.99, is titled as "Pokémon Winter Express Electric Model Train by Lionel", and has a small blurb at the bottom of the screenshot that gets cut off saying "Now Boarding: The Pokémon Winter Express! Celebrate the winter season with Pokémon and-" oop sorry that's where it got cut off yeah. It's hard to tell what design is on the train's sides from the image, besides a big Pokéball, but it might be safe to say there's some Pokémon on there too.
October 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Imagine fishing for fish when you could be fishing for HITS
Cuyoya is wearing a blue Jackfilm council shirt and a purple Twitch Partner visor while holding up the Blastoise SIR card from Scarlet & Violet 151 he just pulled in front of a line of creators who are fishing in the ocean
October 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Don't trust the grandma, she charged me $40 for cold pizza that wasn't very good. #TwitchCon
Cuyoya giving the finger to an ad featuring a grabdma saying "Oh, honey, you look hungry. Let me feed you some of grandma's pizza."
October 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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I found my oshi
October 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Good morning Sandle Dagon you smell so full of piss
Cuyoya's forehead in San Diego wearing sunglasses and a TwitchCon lanyard
October 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Wowzers
Cuyoya leaning back at an unflattering angle in front of a big "Partner Lounge" sign at TwitchCon
October 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Frick it, opening a bunch of packs before TwitchCon so I have more cool cards to give to my friends

twitch.tv/Cuyoya
A large stack of pokemon card boxes on a desk
October 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Applying for Partner, this will be easy 😎
The "Details" box on the Twitch partner Application where one needs to describe their stream is filled in with "brown bricks in Minecraft" above a big, purple "Submit Application" button
October 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Only when I want to challenge my stomach
Itachi from Naruto staring with his Sharingan, with the caption "To test the limits of my abilities"
August 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Been watching many friends play the silly horsegirl game all week and there's always this one reoccurring meme... so... off to the glue factory! :)
An Elmer's styled glue bottle with Special Week on the front and capitalized "GLUE" text under her half-body
July 1, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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So I'm at this stage of my Sonic bit
Screenshot of TikTok, showing a Cuyoya video posted 19 hours ago with "Crush40 reposted" above it, showing that Crush 40, the band well-known for their Sonic music, has not only seen the video, but liked it enough to share with their followers.
June 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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NO BLOOD HAHA BLOODLESS DOG
May 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Just had an EPIC pregnant Sonic birthday cake (I didn't have any blue icing so I used red)
A small ice cream cake with 3 sparkler candles and 2 and 9 number candles in the center spread out surrounding a poorly drawn and red pregnant Sonic image, sitting upon Cuyoya's desk
April 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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SURPRISE POKÉMON CARD STREAM AAAAA also opening Peak twitch.tv/Cuyoya
Cuyoya's hand holding 4 One Piece Royal Blood booster packs, and 1 One Piece Tournament Pack Vol. 2
April 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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It's beautiful. Nature is healing. Not a scalper in sight 😌 (I grabbed 6 packs and got nothing 🥴)
Cuyoya standing in front of a Pokémon vending machine in a grocery store, doing a soyjak point face at the machine currently vending cards to this disgusting manchild
April 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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HE IS STEVE
Jack Black's "I am Steve" scene that pans over to a way too excited white man (Cuyoya) soyjacking excessively and pointing
April 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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About to meet my hero, Brian
Cuyoya in a car holding a clipboard with a bingo card labeled "A Minecraft Movie Bingo" on it. His face is full of *definitely real* glee and excitement.
April 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Opening more cards because wynaut I got a stockpile from the past few months to rip through twitch.tv/Cuyoya
it won't let me type in the box wtf let me type you stupid app
April 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Oh no! Not his... leg? Uhh maybe third leg amirite #VchiBan
Screenshot of a Stardust Skate wipeout photo showing the text "My leg!" with a collapsed Shia on the ground, splayed out with his left arm in a... suspicious position over his crotch... Cool!
March 22, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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We open da cards twitch.tv/Cuyoya
Sealed booster bundle box of Prismatic Evolutions (English) sitting on a desk with a Charizard VMAX playmat on it
March 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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I'm a proud American who pledges to the flag every day
An American flag that has all red and blue changed to Hatsune Miku turquoise, and Hatsune Miku is on the right-middle side of the flag itself too. It's listed on the TikTok shop for $5.95 on a flash sale as "Anime Hatsune Miku Flag Funny Banner Tapestry Flag Suitable for Wall Decoration College Dormitory Indoor Outdoor Party Decoration Dirable Room Decoration 3*5FT" and wow that's a mouthful
March 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Me seeing all my fwiends enjoying their silly clappi emotes
shiba inu dog with a wiggly butt and eyes semi-closed, looking at the camera. It's snout naturally looks like a smile, and despite dogs not technically being able to smile the same way, this dog still gives off big smiley energy.
February 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM