Cousin Benson
@cuzbenson.bsky.social
Will attempt some #FPL bollocks here before inevitably giving up before Xmas.
Also #Partridge #Thailand #indie #mcfc #ravens #travel #freepalestine.
Also #Partridge #Thailand #indie #mcfc #ravens #travel #freepalestine.
Gonna join you on Raul to Bowen I reckons. Gonna have a fearsome defense of Rodon, Alderete and Clyne for the Xmas hols.
December 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Gonna join you on Raul to Bowen I reckons. Gonna have a fearsome defense of Rodon, Alderete and Clyne for the Xmas hols.
Upgrade Dewbury Hall to Saka and we have the same front 8.
December 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Upgrade Dewbury Hall to Saka and we have the same front 8.
Btw, Mina if/when you report on Charlie Smyth, he is "Irish" from "Ireland" or "The North of Ireland". Not "Northern Irish" or from "Northern Ireland". It's his story and he'll deal with it like Rory had to eventually but better to get it right now and the Irish flag on the helmet gives it away x
December 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Btw, Mina if/when you report on Charlie Smyth, he is "Irish" from "Ireland" or "The North of Ireland". Not "Northern Irish" or from "Northern Ireland". It's his story and he'll deal with it like Rory had to eventually but better to get it right now and the Irish flag on the helmet gives it away x
GW15 has to be a -15, Shirley.
December 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
GW15 has to be a -15, Shirley.
I've gone Szob and Konate to replace Kudus and Gab. Fixtures over form till I die (it'll work out one day).
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I've gone Szob and Konate to replace Kudus and Gab. Fixtures over form till I die (it'll work out one day).
The position of the Irish government is that you are already Irish. You just haven't applied for a passport yet.
I got mine (Irish mother) this year so if you need any assistance, send me a DM.
I got mine (Irish mother) this year so if you need any assistance, send me a DM.
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 AM
The position of the Irish government is that you are already Irish. You just haven't applied for a passport yet.
I got mine (Irish mother) this year so if you need any assistance, send me a DM.
I got mine (Irish mother) this year so if you need any assistance, send me a DM.
Get it done. Got mine last month and it weirdly feels great.
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Get it done. Got mine last month and it weirdly feels great.
Benching dilemma for you there, Hippie. I think I try to find a spot for Szob and Petrovic is tempting too.
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Benching dilemma for you there, Hippie. I think I try to find a spot for Szob and Petrovic is tempting too.
Very unfair to have the curse if you brought them in the week before 🤨
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Very unfair to have the curse if you brought them in the week before 🤨
Some might say bringing Truffert in on a -4 to sit him on the bench instead of waiting a week is madness. But I trust in Hippie.
November 4, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Some might say bringing Truffert in on a -4 to sit him on the bench instead of waiting a week is madness. But I trust in Hippie.
Think he gets the next pen so hope he gets that before I ditch.
October 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Think he gets the next pen so hope he gets that before I ditch.
I predictably brought the pair in too. Gyok gets another two gameweeks though the twat.
October 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I predictably brought the pair in too. Gyok gets another two gameweeks though the twat.
7 point favourites against the Bears and then it gets easier. Far from lost (yet) when you think about how bad the Steelers are. Momentum coming (maybe).
October 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
7 point favourites against the Bears and then it gets easier. Far from lost (yet) when you think about how bad the Steelers are. Momentum coming (maybe).
I go double Chelsea so choose right but bring in Enzo instead of Sarr or Gakpo. I'm a fixtures fiend. Can't say it works out for me but I need lots of green boxes in the near future.
October 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I go double Chelsea so choose right but bring in Enzo instead of Sarr or Gakpo. I'm a fixtures fiend. Can't say it works out for me but I need lots of green boxes in the near future.
Just picturing Foden sat at Huddersfield, feet up, reading Kipling. All good.
September 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Just picturing Foden sat at Huddersfield, feet up, reading Kipling. All good.
Same but I'm going Foden instead of Mbuemo if both survive tomorrow.
September 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Same but I'm going Foden instead of Mbuemo if both survive tomorrow.
It's better in next two gameweeks or I would have defo bailed.
September 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
It's better in next two gameweeks or I would have defo bailed.
Regret bailing on the plan, aiming for GW7 instead to go triple Arse with ease. Too late now as I missed all the price moves of course.
Gone Piroe to Mateta so I could have a whopping two players at home this week. Option to roll next week and swap Salah for Haaland in GW6 if I like.
Gone Piroe to Mateta so I could have a whopping two players at home this week. Option to roll next week and swap Salah for Haaland in GW6 if I like.
September 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Regret bailing on the plan, aiming for GW7 instead to go triple Arse with ease. Too late now as I missed all the price moves of course.
Gone Piroe to Mateta so I could have a whopping two players at home this week. Option to roll next week and swap Salah for Haaland in GW6 if I like.
Gone Piroe to Mateta so I could have a whopping two players at home this week. Option to roll next week and swap Salah for Haaland in GW6 if I like.
Good luck. I'm going to Kudus due to later wildcard.
August 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Good luck. I'm going to Kudus due to later wildcard.
Fuck that. I mean I have him in my GW1 and GW3 team. He didn't make the cut for FH.
August 24, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Fuck that. I mean I have him in my GW1 and GW3 team. He didn't make the cut for FH.