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"Ruh-roh, Raggy... He smells rike a heretic!"
*BLAM BLAM BLAM*
*BLAM BLAM BLAM*
December 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
"Ruh-roh, Raggy... He smells rike a heretic!"
*BLAM BLAM BLAM*
*BLAM BLAM BLAM*
Shooting drones with patriot missiles would be like shooting pigeons with... Well, patriot missiles.
Dope little sandwich missile, though!
Dope little sandwich missile, though!
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Shooting drones with patriot missiles would be like shooting pigeons with... Well, patriot missiles.
Dope little sandwich missile, though!
Dope little sandwich missile, though!
Hey wait, I DO care... Mamdani is a practicing Muslim that holds the values of his religion and family dear to his heart and Dr Oz is a fake ass piece of oh wait, you meant.... Oh... Right.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Hey wait, I DO care... Mamdani is a practicing Muslim that holds the values of his religion and family dear to his heart and Dr Oz is a fake ass piece of oh wait, you meant.... Oh... Right.
Yeah! I'm totally gonna crack open Netscape navigator and blog about this... The guys on the LOTR roleplay server will have my back!
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Yeah! I'm totally gonna crack open Netscape navigator and blog about this... The guys on the LOTR roleplay server will have my back!
Ending this headline with "-bolts" made me think he just straight sprinted away from the town when the results were announced... Wonderful imagery, tbh
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Ending this headline with "-bolts" made me think he just straight sprinted away from the town when the results were announced... Wonderful imagery, tbh
I can't tell if this is AI or just someone going full send on a photo editor, but the effect is the same.
November 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I can't tell if this is AI or just someone going full send on a photo editor, but the effect is the same.
Does Jenn have a super fun vodka aunt that happens to be an elderly lesbian space pirate named Jan?
October 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Does Jenn have a super fun vodka aunt that happens to be an elderly lesbian space pirate named Jan?
From someone that fully supports but can't attend...
a man in a suit and tie is standing in a doorway and says `` i just want to tell you all good luck . ''
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a doorway and says `` i just want to tell you all good luck . ''
media.tenor.com
June 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
From someone that fully supports but can't attend...
No defense? Since you're here, I'll assume you have the Internet and enough tech literacy to use it... Maybe rifle through the headlines of your favorite news outlet and then pop on back here to explain what you would consider "offering defense".
June 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
No defense? Since you're here, I'll assume you have the Internet and enough tech literacy to use it... Maybe rifle through the headlines of your favorite news outlet and then pop on back here to explain what you would consider "offering defense".
Anybody remember Champions of Norrath? It was like a diablo knockoff for PS2 and we bought a multi-controller adapter specifically for the 4-player co-op but nobody ever talks about it...
June 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Anybody remember Champions of Norrath? It was like a diablo knockoff for PS2 and we bought a multi-controller adapter specifically for the 4-player co-op but nobody ever talks about it...
Not all of them... But *your* unhinged folks don't have a taboo against mental health services and so weTHEY have a handle on it. Just give RFK a chance to disrupt the flow of therapy and pills and hoo boy!
June 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Not all of them... But *your* unhinged folks don't have a taboo against mental health services and so weTHEY have a handle on it. Just give RFK a chance to disrupt the flow of therapy and pills and hoo boy!
Ah yes, the singularly American experience of... Going to work and paying bills.
June 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Ah yes, the singularly American experience of... Going to work and paying bills.
A problem that could've been solved by reading.
June 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
A problem that could've been solved by reading.
It's probably fine if those breaths only exhale as screams and inventive cussing, right?
Those are glorious floofs, btw
Those are glorious floofs, btw
June 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It's probably fine if those breaths only exhale as screams and inventive cussing, right?
Those are glorious floofs, btw
Those are glorious floofs, btw
26 minutes?? I can't decide if I should make a joke about that being too long or too short a waste of time...
June 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
26 minutes?? I can't decide if I should make a joke about that being too long or too short a waste of time...
Also, thanks to climate change, my hydrangeas are going NUTS this year.
I will continue clinging to shreds of good with both fucking hands
I will continue clinging to shreds of good with both fucking hands
June 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Also, thanks to climate change, my hydrangeas are going NUTS this year.
I will continue clinging to shreds of good with both fucking hands
I will continue clinging to shreds of good with both fucking hands
My intrusive thoughts telling me to turn the faucet on full blast...
June 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
My intrusive thoughts telling me to turn the faucet on full blast...
As a previously single man, no the hell I didn't.
June 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
As a previously single man, no the hell I didn't.
Between the blue sky notifications, email notifications, reddit notifications, and that one text I got from a friend I feel like I'm being edged through the workday today...
June 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Between the blue sky notifications, email notifications, reddit notifications, and that one text I got from a friend I feel like I'm being edged through the workday today...