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They came for the mothers in the street, but I did not respond as I was not a mother. Then they came for the nurses, but I did not respond as I was not a nurse.
Can you guess where this goes?
Can you guess where this goes?
January 25, 2026 at 6:50 PM
They came for the mothers in the street, but I did not respond as I was not a mother. Then they came for the nurses, but I did not respond as I was not a nurse.
Can you guess where this goes?
Can you guess where this goes?
Republicans learned long ago that all they need to do is to become ever more extreme then demand capitulation branded as “compromise.” We’re so done with that.
January 15, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Republicans learned long ago that all they need to do is to become ever more extreme then demand capitulation branded as “compromise.” We’re so done with that.
I would have thought that the photos would be of the current performers, not wasting space on past presidents. A real missed revenue opportunity.
January 14, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I would have thought that the photos would be of the current performers, not wasting space on past presidents. A real missed revenue opportunity.
Russia is like Trump in that every accusation seems to be a confession.
December 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Russia is like Trump in that every accusation seems to be a confession.
The “cuts” were a misdirection-a rationale for DOGE breaching protections of our personal data across the government, making us all vulnerable to Thiel’s authoritarian infrastructure Palantir. And Musk managed to stymie the Gov investigations against his companies. DOGE was quite good to Musk.
December 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The “cuts” were a misdirection-a rationale for DOGE breaching protections of our personal data across the government, making us all vulnerable to Thiel’s authoritarian infrastructure Palantir. And Musk managed to stymie the Gov investigations against his companies. DOGE was quite good to Musk.
They think they have defeated women and thus ended the war. It’s up to us to prove them wrong.
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
They think they have defeated women and thus ended the war. It’s up to us to prove them wrong.
Well, you have to admit that wearing the mask like this does cover up his neck flaps nicely.
October 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Well, you have to admit that wearing the mask like this does cover up his neck flaps nicely.
Pardoning a convicted scammer demonstrates perfect consistency. Trump: “Hey, I did that, too. It can’t be a crime! Pardon them all!”
October 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Pardoning a convicted scammer demonstrates perfect consistency. Trump: “Hey, I did that, too. It can’t be a crime! Pardon them all!”
R’s: “Who could have possibly known there might be a problem?”
California: “Um, everyone, pretty much.”
California: “Um, everyone, pretty much.”
October 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
R’s: “Who could have possibly known there might be a problem?”
California: “Um, everyone, pretty much.”
California: “Um, everyone, pretty much.”
The movie that Best Buy used to sell countless home theater systems in the 1990’s.
October 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The movie that Best Buy used to sell countless home theater systems in the 1990’s.
Remember when R’s were nearly ready to impeach Obama because he wore a tan suit? Scandal! www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/...
Five years ago, Obama was blasted for wearing a tan suit. Now, it’s used to contrast him with Trump.
When President Barack Obama showed up at a White House news conference dressed in beige, the light-colored suit became a matter of national import.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Remember when R’s were nearly ready to impeach Obama because he wore a tan suit? Scandal! www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/...
Corporate world version:
1. Introduce new tech to make you productive
2. They then fire 3 of your coworkers.
3. Then, they give you the tasks of the fired people, and
4. Tell you that you’d better learn to use the new tech to get the work done or they’ll replace you at the end of the quarter.
1. Introduce new tech to make you productive
2. They then fire 3 of your coworkers.
3. Then, they give you the tasks of the fired people, and
4. Tell you that you’d better learn to use the new tech to get the work done or they’ll replace you at the end of the quarter.
October 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Corporate world version:
1. Introduce new tech to make you productive
2. They then fire 3 of your coworkers.
3. Then, they give you the tasks of the fired people, and
4. Tell you that you’d better learn to use the new tech to get the work done or they’ll replace you at the end of the quarter.
1. Introduce new tech to make you productive
2. They then fire 3 of your coworkers.
3. Then, they give you the tasks of the fired people, and
4. Tell you that you’d better learn to use the new tech to get the work done or they’ll replace you at the end of the quarter.
They’re either dangerous, violent insurrectionists or just bad dancers pretending to have fun. Make up your mind, MAGA.
October 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
They’re either dangerous, violent insurrectionists or just bad dancers pretending to have fun. Make up your mind, MAGA.
Republicans: “Hmm, is there anyway to gerrymander all of these people into just one district so we can run over them?”
October 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Republicans: “Hmm, is there anyway to gerrymander all of these people into just one district so we can run over them?”
Wondering if Trump supporters are wondering yet who, exactly, is being “owned.”
April 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Wondering if Trump supporters are wondering yet who, exactly, is being “owned.”
What happens when you use loyalty to yourself as the only qualification for hiring your staff.
April 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
What happens when you use loyalty to yourself as the only qualification for hiring your staff.
Tarriffs may cost us billions of dollars but this video is priceless.
April 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Tarriffs may cost us billions of dollars but this video is priceless.
Most cogent explanation of why these firms caved. Well done.
April 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Most cogent explanation of why these firms caved. Well done.
All of us are expected to use NewSpeak and RightThink now, defying this directive at our peril.
March 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
All of us are expected to use NewSpeak and RightThink now, defying this directive at our peril.
Fire more people. Isn’t that always the answer?
January 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Fire more people. Isn’t that always the answer?
More than a quarter million of us left our post subscriptions behind. You are in good company, Ann.
January 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
More than a quarter million of us left our post subscriptions behind. You are in good company, Ann.