Forecast for the office party that, despite my strong recommendation otherwise based on colleague feedback, will be on a boat. The MD wanted a boat and because I presented other options she handed planning off to someone else the next day. Anyway, I love to see it.

It’s like I can literally feel the sadness pulling my facial features down

Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins

"They want obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay the longer hours the reduced benefits the end of overtime and the vanishing pension" ~George Carlin

Nothing in the entire world is brighter than when you add a boarding pass to apple wallet

I don’t understand why so many people are leaning on “don’t worry, that’s illegal” or “they can’t authorize that”. But like…no one is stopping them? So…what now?

I am having some Tell-Tale Heart shit going down in my house tonight. Is that metronomic sound from the furnace? Dripping on the gutters? My own damn heartbeat?? I think it might be the last one 😵‍💫

How can I explain this… Jimmy Carter’s death feels like the official end of America’s “what might have been” era

Uh oh I think The Bad People have arrived on Bluesky

What do you do when you’re over 40 and thinking about having a whole other 40+ years to go feels like too much work