Christian Weber
@cweb.bsky.social
Full Stack Dev. ANTIFIFA. Currently clean on OPSEC.
They have 1 week and 1 hour now to RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
Meanwhile, memorize this:
www.epsteinsblackbook.com
Meanwhile, memorize this:
www.epsteinsblackbook.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
They have 1 week and 1 hour now to RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
Meanwhile, memorize this:
www.epsteinsblackbook.com
Meanwhile, memorize this:
www.epsteinsblackbook.com
AI is that employee you hire because they trained how to sound smart during an interview, but you'll have to fire them after a while because you find out that they actually can't do anything right.
This bubble burst is going to be EPIC.
This bubble burst is going to be EPIC.
December 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
AI is that employee you hire because they trained how to sound smart during an interview, but you'll have to fire them after a while because you find out that they actually can't do anything right.
This bubble burst is going to be EPIC.
This bubble burst is going to be EPIC.
Watching "2000 Meters to Andriivka".
They're bleeping swear words. Screams of soldiers bleeding to death. They're bleeping them.
What the actual FUCK YOU DISRESPECTFUL CUNTS.
They're bleeping swear words. Screams of soldiers bleeding to death. They're bleeping them.
What the actual FUCK YOU DISRESPECTFUL CUNTS.
December 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Watching "2000 Meters to Andriivka".
They're bleeping swear words. Screams of soldiers bleeding to death. They're bleeping them.
What the actual FUCK YOU DISRESPECTFUL CUNTS.
They're bleeping swear words. Screams of soldiers bleeding to death. They're bleeping them.
What the actual FUCK YOU DISRESPECTFUL CUNTS.
Russia can win this by using nukes is like me saying I can win a chess game by flipping the table.
December 10, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Russia can win this by using nukes is like me saying I can win a chess game by flipping the table.
Twitter can still be funny.
December 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Twitter can still be funny.
And the winner of today's IQ limbo challenge is:
December 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
And the winner of today's IQ limbo challenge is:
Have you tried turning him off and on again?
If that doesn't work, try a factory reset. Just push a Q-tip into his hear until he goes bing bing bing
If that doesn't work, try a factory reset. Just push a Q-tip into his hear until he goes bing bing bing
December 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Have you tried turning him off and on again?
If that doesn't work, try a factory reset. Just push a Q-tip into his hear until he goes bing bing bing
If that doesn't work, try a factory reset. Just push a Q-tip into his hear until he goes bing bing bing
Ask yourself: What is the purpose of AI videos?
Then ask yourself: Why are there hundreds of billions of investments into this?
Then ask yourself: Why are there hundreds of billions of investments into this?
November 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Ask yourself: What is the purpose of AI videos?
Then ask yourself: Why are there hundreds of billions of investments into this?
Then ask yourself: Why are there hundreds of billions of investments into this?
What the media isn't talking about:
This turkey was facing 8 years in prison for wire fraud, but bought $1m in TRUMP meme coins last week.
This turkey was facing 8 years in prison for wire fraud, but bought $1m in TRUMP meme coins last week.
November 28, 2025 at 10:32 AM
What the media isn't talking about:
This turkey was facing 8 years in prison for wire fraud, but bought $1m in TRUMP meme coins last week.
This turkey was facing 8 years in prison for wire fraud, but bought $1m in TRUMP meme coins last week.
"The files can't be released because of the active investigation into Bill Clinton."
- Pam Bondi, next week
- Pam Bondi, next week
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
"The files can't be released because of the active investigation into Bill Clinton."
- Pam Bondi, next week
- Pam Bondi, next week
What's in your breee-eead
in your breee-ehee-eead
Salami
Salami
Salami-i-i-i-i-i
in your breee-ehee-eead
Salami
Salami
Salami-i-i-i-i-i
November 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
What's in your breee-eead
in your breee-ehee-eead
Salami
Salami
Salami-i-i-i-i-i
in your breee-ehee-eead
Salami
Salami
Salami-i-i-i-i-i
Am I the only one who thinks that Stephen Miller is Putin's bastard son?
October 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Am I the only one who thinks that Stephen Miller is Putin's bastard son?
Today's achievements:
☑Added "isekai'd to Avernus" on top of my favourite synonyms list
☑Thought to myself "good things still happen"
☑Added "isekai'd to Avernus" on top of my favourite synonyms list
☑Thought to myself "good things still happen"
When it happens, which song do you think will top the charts? (like with "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" when Margaret Thatcher isekai'd to Avernus)
October 21, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today's achievements:
☑Added "isekai'd to Avernus" on top of my favourite synonyms list
☑Thought to myself "good things still happen"
☑Added "isekai'd to Avernus" on top of my favourite synonyms list
☑Thought to myself "good things still happen"
Madrid Conference, Oslo Accords, Gaza & Jericho Agreement, Hebron Protocol, Clinton Parameters, Wye River Memorandum, Taba Summit, Arab Peace Initiative, Camp David Summit, Road Map for Peace, Geneva Accord, Sharm el-Sheikh Summit, Israeli Peace Initiative...
But yeah, sure. This one will work. 🙄
But yeah, sure. This one will work. 🙄
October 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Madrid Conference, Oslo Accords, Gaza & Jericho Agreement, Hebron Protocol, Clinton Parameters, Wye River Memorandum, Taba Summit, Arab Peace Initiative, Camp David Summit, Road Map for Peace, Geneva Accord, Sharm el-Sheikh Summit, Israeli Peace Initiative...
But yeah, sure. This one will work. 🙄
But yeah, sure. This one will work. 🙄
You have to admit:
Turning your country into a hostile shit hole is an effective strategy to keep immigrants away.
Turning your country into a hostile shit hole is an effective strategy to keep immigrants away.
October 1, 2025 at 7:21 AM
You have to admit:
Turning your country into a hostile shit hole is an effective strategy to keep immigrants away.
Turning your country into a hostile shit hole is an effective strategy to keep immigrants away.
- He thinks he solved the war between Armenia and Cambodia
- He thinks asylum seekers are coming from insane asylums.
- He thinks he can lower prices by 1'500%.
Y'all sure he's not deliberately causing another "great" recession?
- He thinks asylum seekers are coming from insane asylums.
- He thinks he can lower prices by 1'500%.
Y'all sure he's not deliberately causing another "great" recession?
September 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
- He thinks he solved the war between Armenia and Cambodia
- He thinks asylum seekers are coming from insane asylums.
- He thinks he can lower prices by 1'500%.
Y'all sure he's not deliberately causing another "great" recession?
- He thinks asylum seekers are coming from insane asylums.
- He thinks he can lower prices by 1'500%.
Y'all sure he's not deliberately causing another "great" recession?
Reposted by Christian Weber
His face is at half mast
September 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
His face is at half mast
Presumably not unlike Jesus, I wish there was a "remove follower" option.
August 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Presumably not unlike Jesus, I wish there was a "remove follower" option.
MAGA is anti-abortion to ensure a steady supply of victims.
August 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
MAGA is anti-abortion to ensure a steady supply of victims.
13'10": "Mandami is a communist" (Pronounced wrong, but I'll take it)
39'00": "Liberals have allied with radical Islam"
55'30": "80% of Gen Zers would marry an AI"
3/4. #RealTime #BillMaher
39'00": "Liberals have allied with radical Islam"
55'30": "80% of Gen Zers would marry an AI"
3/4. #RealTime #BillMaher
Haven't watched it yet, but let me guess some of the "and more":
- Mamdani is a communist
- Trans athletes are a danger to society
- Woke liberals support Hamas
- Gen Z is lazy
...amirite?
- Mamdani is a communist
- Trans athletes are a danger to society
- Woke liberals support Hamas
- Gen Z is lazy
...amirite?
August 9, 2025 at 9:11 AM
13'10": "Mandami is a communist" (Pronounced wrong, but I'll take it)
39'00": "Liberals have allied with radical Islam"
55'30": "80% of Gen Zers would marry an AI"
3/4. #RealTime #BillMaher
39'00": "Liberals have allied with radical Islam"
55'30": "80% of Gen Zers would marry an AI"
3/4. #RealTime #BillMaher
In other news:
Barbra Streisand hospitalized after laughing too hard
Barbra Streisand hospitalized after laughing too hard
August 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
In other news:
Barbra Streisand hospitalized after laughing too hard
Barbra Streisand hospitalized after laughing too hard
Switzerland's government bent over backwards for Trump, praised him, promised investing billions in US production, didn't say a word when the F-35 purchase suddenly jumped from the agreed $6b to $7.5b...
And he went from 31% to 39%. 😂
And he went from 31% to 39%. 😂
August 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Switzerland's government bent over backwards for Trump, praised him, promised investing billions in US production, didn't say a word when the F-35 purchase suddenly jumped from the agreed $6b to $7.5b...
And he went from 31% to 39%. 😂
And he went from 31% to 39%. 😂
The US imported 4.38 billion pounds of beef in 2024.
I... Ahm... Yeah, you know.
I... Ahm... Yeah, you know.
July 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The US imported 4.38 billion pounds of beef in 2024.
I... Ahm... Yeah, you know.
I... Ahm... Yeah, you know.
Even if there were men imprisoned for it, Trump couldn't pull off the Walter White scheme of hiring Nazis to kill anyone who could potentially talk. Because he pardoned all the Nazis.
July 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Even if there were men imprisoned for it, Trump couldn't pull off the Walter White scheme of hiring Nazis to kill anyone who could potentially talk. Because he pardoned all the Nazis.
AI does make coding easier, but you still need people who understand how to prompt, what to do with the output and how to maintain it.
"It will replace programmers" is a bullshit sales pitch.
"It will replace programmers" is a bullshit sales pitch.
June 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
AI does make coding easier, but you still need people who understand how to prompt, what to do with the output and how to maintain it.
"It will replace programmers" is a bullshit sales pitch.
"It will replace programmers" is a bullshit sales pitch.