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Chris Wilson Esq. 🏳️‍🌈
@cwilsonesq.bsky.social
Nurse, gaymer & tea addict. (he/him)
Manchester UK Based
Frank N Furter @ heart.
Constantly perplexed, but trying my best.
When did woke become a bad thing??

Instagram @cwilsonesq
You *didn't* buy alcohol?

What happened?? 🤯
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
What shall we bring? Cake? Pizza?
December 5, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I mean, there three of us.....
December 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Works even better if you've got one in each hand...
December 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
It was Pete, in the bedroom (and the living room, and the kitchen) with the lube!
a man in a suit and tie holds a piece of paper in his hands
Alt: a man in a suit and tie holds a piece of paper in his hands
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December 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Party at your place when?
December 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I just landed on a double word score square.

That means we have to kiss. Naked.

Its the rules, we have no choice. 🤷‍♂️
December 5, 2025 at 12:23 PM
You shouldn't!
December 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Friday, The Game?

What are the rules?

Roll a double six to make work go quicker?

Take a Chance Card and successfully fake a minor injury to get home early?
December 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
December 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Makes me think of the old joke:

Whats the difference between a straight man and a gay man?

About 8 pints. 🍻
December 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
You're a bad influence.
December 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
*must not buy creepers*
*must not buy creepers*
*must not buy creepers*
*must not buy creepers*
December 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
No, it didn't end.

I know that well, but being a grown up gets in the way.
December 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
In a way, looking at brogues has made me think about the stacked creepers I used to wear, back in my punk/goth phase.

(Phase. HAH!)
December 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
In this era of rising nationalism, could we not have gone for something other than *white*??
December 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Yeah, the print bit is a bit too much, isn't it?
December 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
*just*?

I imagine he would be the sort to have erotic carpets with genitalia motifs.

Gross. Gross. Gross.
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Closets I've found are these

Wolf In Pink For Men | Leather Brogue Print – Justin Reess share.google/bQKEyf5hKGVU...
Wolf In Pink Wildlife Print Brogue Shoes
Introducing the Justinreess England Mens Leather Shoes – Wolf, an exquisite blend of classic craftsmanship and contemporary flair. These shoes are designed for the modern gentleman who is not afraid t...
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December 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Gah. Probably a little too big for "womens" shoes, and they'll get the best pink options.

Because heaven forfend people dress how they want rather than how they're "supposed" to look.

Did you find anything?
December 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
What size foot are you?
December 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
If only we could harness her power and turn her against billionaires.
December 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Is it possible to get negative numbers of subscribers?
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
At least they're only bags, sweetheart.

I've got entire suitcases. 😁
December 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM