a dead angel
@cxxviii.bsky.social
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November 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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All Cops Are Busdriversiftheyareinconsiderate
April 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
All Cops Are Busdriversiftheyareinconsiderate
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I see the Democratic weather machine is doing great work again, forcing that inauguration inside. Well done, climate controllers.
January 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I see the Democratic weather machine is doing great work again, forcing that inauguration inside. Well done, climate controllers.
somebody should stop australia :(
December 2, 2024 at 7:33 AM
somebody should stop australia :(
first of all; ur mean
second of all; I've cursed your entire bloodline.
second of all; I've cursed your entire bloodline.
November 30, 2024 at 7:39 PM
first of all; ur mean
second of all; I've cursed your entire bloodline.
second of all; I've cursed your entire bloodline.
shawty got me bustin up the street with a hammer proclaiming my love for her in $45,000 worth of damages and fines that i will never repay (the government will have to kill me to get even a single peny)
May 22, 2024 at 10:09 AM
shawty got me bustin up the street with a hammer proclaiming my love for her in $45,000 worth of damages and fines that i will never repay (the government will have to kill me to get even a single peny)
what if i ate your fucking face wouldn't that be crazy
May 21, 2024 at 5:59 PM
what if i ate your fucking face wouldn't that be crazy
does anyone wanna dance around a campfire summoning our innate primal spirit with me tonight?
May 20, 2024 at 1:20 AM
does anyone wanna dance around a campfire summoning our innate primal spirit with me tonight?
i went all over town today looking for some nice honey-wine and nobody had any, however my gf did point out the hilarity in a girl named loki running around the village looking for mead and not finding any. truly just lived a saga or smth
May 18, 2024 at 12:27 AM
i went all over town today looking for some nice honey-wine and nobody had any, however my gf did point out the hilarity in a girl named loki running around the village looking for mead and not finding any. truly just lived a saga or smth
pokin the bear and my pokin i mean wankin and by the bear well. haha. im just saying. it rhymes with "pngis"
May 15, 2024 at 7:31 AM
pokin the bear and my pokin i mean wankin and by the bear well. haha. im just saying. it rhymes with "pngis"
the whole "drugged out transgender puppygirl addicted to cocaine" thing will be the downfall of our kind.
May 4, 2024 at 3:40 PM
the whole "drugged out transgender puppygirl addicted to cocaine" thing will be the downfall of our kind.
we live across the street from a pre-school and sometimes i like to crab walk across the bus-line entrance just to keep those kids on their fucking toes. they gotta be ready for what the world really is.
April 21, 2024 at 9:28 AM
we live across the street from a pre-school and sometimes i like to crab walk across the bus-line entrance just to keep those kids on their fucking toes. they gotta be ready for what the world really is.
BASICALLY, THIS DUDE IS FUCKING HOT CHICKS AND BASICALLY? YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID.
CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT HOW TO DO A BACKFLIP
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April 14, 2024 at 7:16 AM
BASICALLY, THIS DUDE IS FUCKING HOT CHICKS AND BASICALLY? YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID.
CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT HOW TO DO A BACKFLIP
CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT HOW TO DO A BACKFLIP
dude, not gonna lie dude, not gonna lie, i lied, im gonna lie, im lying to you dude
April 12, 2024 at 1:07 PM
dude, not gonna lie dude, not gonna lie, i lied, im gonna lie, im lying to you dude
im like if shadow the hedgehog was an annoying human girl
April 10, 2024 at 5:58 AM
im like if shadow the hedgehog was an annoying human girl
i haven't hit my funny-bone in a long time and i fear that it is greatly overdue
April 10, 2024 at 5:57 AM
i haven't hit my funny-bone in a long time and i fear that it is greatly overdue
it turns out im bisexual so im yikes-ing up my wazoo rn
i can't believe i have to interact with straight men all the time. me, a purified lesbian. sanctified by god and lady gaga. talking to men. chrsit.
April 3, 2024 at 3:19 AM
it turns out im bisexual so im yikes-ing up my wazoo rn
eradicate all 2% milk enjoyers
March 31, 2024 at 3:55 PM
eradicate all 2% milk enjoyers
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who wants to come watch me rub boiling chikcen grease all over my fat fucking tiddies
March 21, 2024 at 2:55 PM
who wants to come watch me rub boiling chikcen grease all over my fat fucking tiddies
<at the DMV>
erm yes hello?,, is this th-the department of ,, sloppy kisses?,, 🥺
erm yes hello?,, is this th-the department of ,, sloppy kisses?,, 🥺
March 21, 2024 at 2:54 PM
<at the DMV>
erm yes hello?,, is this th-the department of ,, sloppy kisses?,, 🥺
erm yes hello?,, is this th-the department of ,, sloppy kisses?,, 🥺
one of the side effects of testosterone in transgender men is "too much blood" and tbh i think there's a real market here for trans men and vampires.
March 20, 2024 at 2:23 PM
one of the side effects of testosterone in transgender men is "too much blood" and tbh i think there's a real market here for trans men and vampires.
could you imagine if jake paul and mike tyson just kissed? like that was the whole thing? they just kissed like tongue style? slopping it all over the place? wouldn't that be weird and funny?
March 20, 2024 at 12:55 PM
could you imagine if jake paul and mike tyson just kissed? like that was the whole thing? they just kissed like tongue style? slopping it all over the place? wouldn't that be weird and funny?
rough sex with knives will fix me surely
March 18, 2024 at 12:50 AM
rough sex with knives will fix me surely