my new names for the british iles is scint, wint, bint, and int

Love to think of a little mouse living in the median between highways

THE FALSE IDOL HAS BEEN DEFEATED; NOW THE RIGHTFUL FESTIVITIES MAY BEGIN

A JOYOUS BAT APPRECIATION DAY TO ALL

[Originally posted April 17, 2022]

if I had a bajillion dollars well of course I'd spend most of it on charity and world hunger but I'd spend the rest of it on collecting luxury cars and designer cat breeds and naming them after each other

love when two pieces of media pull the same stunt but rather than one referencing the other, they're both referencing a previous piece of media

All the beer commercials are bad. Modelo whole ad campaign is tryna sell Struggle Beer for people who like to get beat up & Michelob is tryna Poochiefy their beer by telling us to call them ‘Ultras’.

Bring back a train bursting through a snowstorm & trying to convince me that ‘cold’ is a flavor.

Customer service confirmed that's exactly what they did. I've been a skillshare member since the company was founded, I can't believe they would just spit in the eye of a loyal customer like this. I'll never trust Skillshare again.

asked chell to grab me a poppi at the store cause they're only a dollar she asked me why not get an arizona tea for the same price I said I don't want tea I want something sparkling and fruity she said that's what I already am

"Pai is the closest thing in this house to a wine connoisseur" no I'm a caveman. My taste in wine is: Lug like grape juice. Lug forget about grape juice. Lug find grape juice again. Lug like taste of forgotten grape juice just as much as fresh stuff.

If you swamp sweat into a skid mark situation, is that a shart? Or is propulsion required?

trying this shit again.