Cyanide & Happiness
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December 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Santa Died! That means it's time for you, yes YOU, to step up and give gifts in his stead! Don't worry- gifts for yourself count. Just use coupon code SANTADIED for 20% off everything in the Explosm Store through Dec 10th!
DON'T YOU DO IT
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
DON'T YOU DO IT
Want some?
December 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Want some?
So touching 😭
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
So touching 😭
Communication is key
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Communication is key
Tis the season to get cozy! Treat yourself to a mug that really communicates your priorities. Buy it here! https://bit.ly/4ibOpL5
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Tis the season to get cozy! Treat yourself to a mug that really communicates your priorities. Buy it here! https://bit.ly/4ibOpL5
I know, I was there
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I know, I was there
Delicious...
November 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Delicious...
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
I'll give you something to be thankful for 😘
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I'll give you something to be thankful for 😘
Anyone else have similar Thanksgiving plans?
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Anyone else have similar Thanksgiving plans?
Buy things now or regret it later. We said what we said. https://amzn.to/4oUKuV6
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Buy things now or regret it later. We said what we said. https://amzn.to/4oUKuV6
Put a lid on it!
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Put a lid on it!
It's all about perspective
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It's all about perspective
Bought and paid for
November 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Bought and paid for
N O T H I N G
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
N O T H I N G
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November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Give the gift of daily Cyanide & Happiness comics! It's perfect for everyone on your gift list, from the people you love the most to the people you vaguely tolerate. Buy it here! https://bit.ly/44f0pFH
Anything you gesture can and will be used against you in a court of law
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Anything you gesture can and will be used against you in a court of law
Mission accomplished!
November 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Mission accomplished!
Don't ask me to spell it
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Don't ask me to spell it
She seems like an expert, though. We should probably do it.
November 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
She seems like an expert, though. We should probably do it.
Something something silver linings
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Something something silver linings
I'm fine. We're fine. Everything's fine. Buy a hoodie or something, idc, we're all depressed.
Still fine, tho.
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Still fine, tho.
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November 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I'm fine. We're fine. Everything's fine. Buy a hoodie or something, idc, we're all depressed.
Still fine, tho.
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Still fine, tho.
Buy it now! https://bit.ly/4ozugkp