The problem is that when he said it he considered it a compliment

It's clearly not accidental, it must be on porpoise ...

We have a bar over our dining table that we string lights and seasonal decorations on, and we have something similar in our hall way ...

I turned to my wife, "they're inside the room"

Offer a service, there are plenty of people out there with grey piles of shame that needs your artistry and enthusiasm!

Ooo ... me too!