✚Katsuragi D Lizzy 🐝🌧️
@cyberpuritan.obviously.moe
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misato/yukari/lizzy • terminal anime girl reposter • i play chess sometimes • very bad at chess • neo-catholica • im the bitch that coined the word bloomfie; use it! • god's most burger-lovingest prayer warrior • biblically-inaccurate angel
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cyberpuritan.obviously.moe
get 2 kno me

i am:
- A MILLENNIAL
- SO EMO
- hate pop culture
- intp
- Sagittarius
- introvert!!
- not like other girls !!!!
- maybe a vampire 🧛‍♀️

i love:
- MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
- Brendon Urie
- friends (monica 4evr!)
- harry potter
- puppies!!!!
- santa and magyc 😈
- hate prepz!
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cyberpuritan.obviously.moe
no one is engaging but i believe in the posts

*i* like them anyone
cyberpuritan.obviously.moe
i'm posting so good today its fucking unreal
cyberpuritan.obviously.moe
the steam deck is an INCREDIBLE piece of technology. some of the deepest experiences and most visually stunning interactive media every devised, all available instantly in your hands, even on the go

my girlfriend is currently using my steam deck to play slots
cyberpuritan.obviously.moe
people are so silly... they think so many false things about women. it's ignorant and frankly misogynistic.

people think that women be yelling. they think that women be crying. they think that women be cheating. no! they think women be cooking, or voting, or driving. sexism. women be shopping
cyberpuritan.obviously.moe
tfw you're getting water from the pitcher in the fridge and you look down and see a takeout box and remember that you have leftover chinese food
cyberpuritan.obviously.moe
gay was invented in 1974 to sell flags. it was inserted on to TV and magazines, people really believed it, and by now has proven itself to the most successful viral marketing campaign in history
cyberpuritan.obviously.moe
I TOUCH GRASS EVERY DAY I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHATEVER TF CENTRISM ACTUALLY MEANS
cyberpuritan.obviously.moe
wtf i'm anti-centrist now?
horsedisc.bsky.social
Posts are fucking disgusting and won't exist under centrism
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cyberpuritan.obviously.moe
i feel so very soft and just want to hold all of my friends super tight ><
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renvigorated.bsky.social
took some pictures yesterday 😸
cyberpuritan.obviously.moe
(hehehe my trap is laid... it's the ultimate trick... they'll think they're signing up for a weird cozy hug, but actually we'll be snuggling the whole time, all cuddly style! delightfully devilish, lizzy, you'll fool them all...)
cyberpuritan.obviously.moe
i would like a hug

ideally one that lasts for several hours

we can lie down to make it more comfy. you can even turn around and stop hugging and rest your arms and then it will just be us facing the same direction while i hug you but we need to switch places later

any volunteers for the hug plan?
cyberpuritan.obviously.moe
excellent!!!! i'm going to call in a favor to have the worms removed from the rotten mangoes as well, although i don't think i can do much about the bananas
cyberpuritan.obviously.moe
thats the main reason honestly

everything else they do is very competent and intelligent
cyberpuritan.obviously.moe
the cops and feds are all fucking stupid bc theyve never run the line "snitches get bitches"
cyberpuritan.obviously.moe
good morning!! i hope it's only the stocks today at worst!!
cyberpuritan.obviously.moe
not letting me steal half your fries is ableist and lovephobic. you hate love and don't want me to express mine for you (by eating half your fries)
cyberpuritan.obviously.moe
stealing half your fries is a legitimate love language