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old man points at knee
December 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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The homies hanging out on the hill post-finish was giving 2015 DCCX. Dry and fast as fuck boi #cyclocross #superprestige #ruddervoorde #DCCX
Cyclocross racers looking tired and sweaty, sitting on a hill post-race with bikes lying in front of them as important content creators and soigneurs gather in the periphery.
October 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Hey Siri, play “If You Were Here” by Thompson Twins
An iconic red Porsche 944 street parked in front of a brick house looking like it’s straight out of the movie “Sixteen Candles” and Jake Ryan’s about to get out.
August 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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This needs to be the finish from now on, fuck them sprinters
Michael Jordan definitely saying "Fuck them sprinters"
July 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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😎👊
July 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Including the example of this poster since it’s not an official movie version. The coincidence of the crashing car and the INEOS team hitting the spectator was too much to ignore.

I’ve always pronounced Superbagnères as Superbanger in my head, so here we are ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A "Superbad" movie poster design turned into a puzzle with scenes and characters grouped together and the title Superbad across the middle.
July 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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TDF Daily Poster - Stage 14: Yeahhhh, I did it again. Another ridiculous movie poster remix. At least this 6-day-old Arensman mountain win works with today’s (7/25) Arensman mountain win. Epic Tour for Thyman 🔥 #tdf2025 #tdfdailyposter
Remix of a "Superbad" movie poster with cyclist Thyman Arensman posting up over a rogue's gallery of the 2025 Tour de France protagonists, as well as Gandhi and the Pope from Wish, and the infamous INEOS car, with the title "Superbanger" in 3D block letters across the middle.
July 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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TDF Daily Poster - Stage 13: ✖️ No thematic connotations or insinuations implied here! Not saying Pogačar is an evil AI, nor that Jonas is Neo and is starting to believe. Just the quote and the moment, nothing more. #tdf2025 #tdfdailyposter
Cyclist Tadej Pogačar as Agent Smith and Jonas Vingegaard as Neo lightheartedly reenacting the famous scene in The Matrix with the quote, "You hear that, Mr. Vingegaard? That is the sound of inevitability." and a fake Classement général showing Tadej winning the Tour de France 2025 with a time of 69' over Jonas.
July 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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TDF Daily Poster - Stage 12: I take back every time I've said this about previous posts, *THIS* is officially the dumbest thing I've ever created. This is especially painful due to how long this took. Trying to recreate the Y2K fisheye aesthetic... #tdf2025 #tdfdailyposter
Remix of the "Dude, Where's my Car?" movie poster with a heavily distorted Tadej Pogačar saluting his Stage 12 win in the Tour de France. Jonas Vingegaard, Remco Evenepoel, Primož Roglič, Oscar Onley, and Mathieu Van der Poel in the background looking shredded from trying to stay with Pogačar. Shimano Stig applies skilled assistance on the bottom right in place of the dog.
July 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Then, while making sure what the actual Oakley model was (because I have crippling ADHD and never trust my memory), I discovered he co-designed the SunGod glasses, incorporating elements from his all-time faves.

I'm learning stuff. #tdf2025
An older, yet still dashing, Geraint Thomas wearing white SunGod glasses at this year's Tour de France presentation.
July 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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My original "skeet" 🤣💀 was about how, through historical ingraining, Geraint manages to make even the newest sunglass styles look like his old Oakley Jawbones. #tdf2025
Fresh-faced Geraint Thomas rocking his distinct white Oakley Jawbones in Team Sky kit.
July 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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How am I just now discovering Picnic PostNL's Lapierre bikes are triple-triangle?! 🤩🤩🤩 #tdf2025
Cyclist Oscar Onley of Team Picnic PostNL riding the Lapierre Xelius DRS on Stage 13 of the 2025 Tour de France, distinctly displaying its use of the legendary Triple-Triangle technology in their frame design.
July 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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TDF Daily Poster - Stage 11: Hello, welcome, and apologies to all the new followers here, but yesterday’s post was peak for this channel. Now begins the slide back to my natural comfort state: aggressive mediocrity. #tdf2025 #tdfdailyposter
Cyclist Mathieu Van der Poel is “The Shark” with Jonas Abrahamsen and Mauro Schmid as “The Skinny-Dipping Swimmer” in a remix of the iconic Jaws movie poster with the text “STAGE 11” in place of the movie title and “Oh lawd, he comin’” above MVDP’s head.
July 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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A’ight, we goed. Benefits of running your TV with a PC —> Sporza via VPN 🙏😈
POV shot from cycling trainer with an iPad running the TrainerRoad app while watching the Tour de France on the TV.
July 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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TDF Daily Poster - Stage 10: Rest day came in clutch. This one took some years off my life, and that's even with me not perfecting logo placements. This was a massive exercise in managing expectations against creative visions while considering the time + resources available. #tdf2025 #tdfdailyposter
A remix of the iconic Akira movie poster with Ben Healy as Kaneda wearing a yellow jacket with EF Education logos approaching the motorcycle, also painted in yellow with team sponsor logo stickers stuck haphazardly on the surface. The title "AKIRA" has been replaced with "HEALY," and his first name, Ben, is overlayed in red spray paint.
July 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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TDF Daily Poster - Stage 9: “It’s a bold strategy, Cotton, let’s see if it pays off for ‘em.” Sooooo close for MVDP, but ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED for the main goal to help Jonas Rickaert fulfill his dream of being on a Tour de France podium by snagging the combativity award! #tdf2025 #tdfdailyposter
Black silhouette over yellow of cyclists Jonas Rickaert and Mathieu Van der Poel on a breakaway during Stage 9 of the Tour de France.
July 14, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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TDF Daily Poster - Stage 8: lollll what have I gotten myself into 🤣😭😅🥴💀

Definitely gonna keep digging in my Pinterest crates for ideas the rest of this Tour. #tourdefrance2025 #tdfdailyposter
Cyclist Jonathan Milan sprinting for the win on Stage 8 of the Tour de France over anime-styled action/movement blast eminating from the bunch sprint in front of his last name “MILAN” in massive text.
July 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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TDF Daily Poster - Stage 7: In all the years I’ve been designing, I’ve never done the Star Wars poster lookin’ disembodied hero horde cluster thing. Now I can check that box off. ✅ Videos of the crowds on the Mûr were insane and awesome. #tdf2025 #tdfdailyposter
A cluster of disembodied cycling heroes of today’s Tour stage with Tadej Pogacar looming large over them all. A Strava map showing today’s stage fills out the bottom.
July 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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TDF Daily Poster - Stage 6: Good on ya, lad! This was a good win today. Channeling one of my early influences, Frank Kozik (rip) for this poster. This was hella fun—definitely going to dig in these crates some more inspo this Tour. #tourdefrance2025 #tdfdailyposter #posterdesign
Cyclist Ben Healy saluting as he wins Stage 6 of the Tour de France on a music venue styled poster with the text “Healy” at the top in display letters with race details along the bottom.
July 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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TDF Daily Poster - Stage 5: “Give a round of applause for Soudal Quick-Step’s own Mr. Remco Evenepoel!” “That boy’s good!” #tdf2025 #tdfdailyposter
Cyclist Remco Evenepoel racing on a long, open road and blue sky with fans along the roadside and his name in large letters on the horizon.
July 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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A tired person with their head down on the desk giving a thumbs-up surrounded by a laptop, notebooks, a pen, a desk lamp, and a plant in the background.
July 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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TDF Daily Poster - Stage 4: CENT VICTOIRES! The homie Pogačar servin’ notice to the 114th peloton with an exhibition of raw power.
Tadej Pogačar salutes after winning Stage 4 of the Tour de France ahead of MVDP and Jonas against a backdrop of 100 “WIN” representing his 100th pro victory royale.
July 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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🤔
British Knights high-top shoes
July 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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TDF Daily Poster - Stage 3: Well *that* fucking sucked. Stoked for Timmy, but Jasper going down left a nasty aftertaste from this stage. 😖🤕 #tdf2025
Tim Merlier wins Stage 3 sprint ahead of other riders with a black cutout of Jasper Philipsen’s Stage 1 finish representing his abandonment after crashing with the text RACE RADIO: “RIDER 101 ABANDONNÉ”
July 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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TDF Daily Poster - Stage 2: Oh shit, we got two for Stage 2?! Kid Tadej got spotted today 🔴🏔️🔴
Tadej Pogacar standing and smiling on the podium as he receives the polka-dot jersey for King of the Mountains, with the title Polkacar displayed in front.
July 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM