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cydcherise.bsky.social
@cydcherise.bsky.social
Librarian, liberal. Fascinated by all things ancient Roman and medieval England, especially everyday life . And books. Lots and lots of books. Authors are librarians' rock stars.
I can't believe I just read this. I honest-to-god cannot wrap my head around this. What the actual Jesus H. tapdancin' Christ fuck?

Welp, my flabbers are gasted.
May 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Hold the phone. Is this for real?! Please, someone tell me this is from The Onion.

Please.
April 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
And I don't want to disturb the dog who's sleeping against my leg.
April 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
April 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
PeeWee!
April 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I believe that a declaration of martial law is my line in the sand. I'm out.
April 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Bless those people. The orange clown is talking shit about Canada and they have compassion for those in need, wherever they are.
April 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
None of these stupid polls matter. We're in a Constitutional crisis. That matters. That matters a lot.
April 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Ahhh, we all know what happens when one "assumes"...

Bessent is already an ass anyway.
April 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
*tsk* No imagination. You should have used a blow gun. Gathered all your friends and made it a drinking game.
April 28, 2025 at 11:39 AM
That's a "shotgun" house.
April 28, 2025 at 11:35 AM
INSIST your doctor give you the MMR booster. I have heard that some doctors have told their patients, "You don't need it."
April 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
That's kind of an abomination.
April 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
He left South Africa to dodge the draft. This administration has no shortage of draft-dodging scumbags.
April 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I forgot to add blood sausage 😍
April 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
OMG, steak & ale pie. And make sure it's a proper pie, by god. It has to have a crust on the top and the bottom. This American will not have a half-assed pie. Sheesh.
April 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Honest to god, sometimes I think we might be OK because these guys are so fucking stupid.
April 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I knew my all-cookie diet was healthier. If you want to feel smug, you could put raisins in them. But that would make you a monster.
April 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
You're in good company. I buy vegetables because "I'm going to improve my diet". God forbid I should eat them. Blech.
April 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Because she's a $2 whore and has been REALLY busy.
April 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
🎶Tears on my not a MyPillow pillow🎼
April 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM