cishet haderach
@cykacola.bsky.social
*hooting* *hollering*
December 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
*hooting* *hollering*
"Hold up let me put on my Eli Valley lens."
December 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
"Hold up let me put on my Eli Valley lens."
December 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Look I basically prep & feed exactly this to my kids except with a tiny slice of cherry tomato on each piece and really what's so different about one acid vs another at this point
December 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Look I basically prep & feed exactly this to my kids except with a tiny slice of cherry tomato on each piece and really what's so different about one acid vs another at this point
Make Appendages Glow Again
December 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Make Appendages Glow Again
Let the patties hit the floor
Let the patties hit the floor
Let the patties hit the floor
Let the patties hit the
Let the patties hit the floor
Let the patties hit the floor
Let the patties hit the
December 12, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Let the patties hit the floor
Let the patties hit the floor
Let the patties hit the floor
Let the patties hit the
Let the patties hit the floor
Let the patties hit the floor
Let the patties hit the
The fact that the first roommate mentioned is dismissively introduced as the "third roommate" says a lot about why they might surreptitiously record you and post it on the Internet. Do better.
December 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The fact that the first roommate mentioned is dismissively introduced as the "third roommate" says a lot about why they might surreptitiously record you and post it on the Internet. Do better.
Look chatgpt is telling me what I'm experiencing so I can tell you
December 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Look chatgpt is telling me what I'm experiencing so I can tell you
Can't even use it to count up how many times you practiced.
December 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Can't even use it to count up how many times you practiced.
Sweating Jordan Peele lookin ass duck
December 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Sweating Jordan Peele lookin ass duck
There must be a third set of escrow bottles in this equation though
December 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
There must be a third set of escrow bottles in this equation though
It's fucked up how close things are over there
December 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
It's fucked up how close things are over there
*sucks air through teeth* unpermitted excavation with no grading bond? Building & safety's gonna skin you alive.
December 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
*sucks air through teeth* unpermitted excavation with no grading bond? Building & safety's gonna skin you alive.
school shooter joke goes here but my heart's just not in this one
November 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
school shooter joke goes here but my heart's just not in this one
October 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The scare quotes around working animal's names make the credits seem sarcastic tho
October 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The scare quotes around working animal's names make the credits seem sarcastic tho