Cykotiq
cykotiq.bsky.social
Cykotiq
@cykotiq.bsky.social
🇨🇦 Space flight enthusiast, minecraft redstoner, creator of scorpstuff
The lack of sandboxing, and encryption is what makes it so special - you have direct access to the hardware and pretty much any data you could want
December 21, 2025 at 5:37 AM
OH BOY do I ever wish it was satire!
December 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Its about as real as a reality tv show(like the apprentice?) - which explains a lot
December 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Except santa is WHITE, so he's fine
December 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I heard they are running a 50% off Promo
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Oh you'll certainly find them...As VICTIMS
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Mr President, you are holding the chart upside-down
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Will the new pebble watches support emoji in texts and email messages? Color? Animated?

Many of the cheaper smartwatches I've tried do not, but maybe its a limitation of android?
November 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Whoa whoa whoa! Let's not get carried away here
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 AM
It's time to join the 21st century and get central air like everyone else
November 17, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Trump's endorsement is the kiss of death
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Not only do I refuse to give them my tourist money, but America is not even a place I'd want to go anymore
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Reality Replacement GIF
Alt: Adam Savage saying " I reject your reality, and substitute my own"
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
"The President is desperate...." *smirk* "...for snap benefits to flow..."

HE CAN'T EVEN SAY IT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE!
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
AboOoOoghazaleh**

Fixed it for you
October 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Even xitter is clowning on Tara
October 31, 2025 at 5:09 AM
No doubt, just another way for Trump to launder money to himself
October 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
It looks like it was hit by a bomb!
October 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
He's just throwing EVERYTHING at the wall to see what sticks - They're antifa! They're pro hamas! They're marxists! They're illegal immigrants!
October 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I can HEAR this image
October 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Doctor: Mr Cruz, your test results are in. I'm afraid I have some bad news...
October 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
And yet, that image? AI generated
October 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
One might even go so far as to say he is spreading TERROR in the MAGA base
October 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Essential WF
October 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM