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cynicalasian.bsky.social
Cyn Five Cents
@cynicalasian.bsky.social
He/Him - 31 - Pan/Ace - living lab beaker - Pawever elevated - ♉☀️♍🌙♒⬆️

Sup? I'm Cyn, just another vr NPC with a story or 12 to tell. Tripping through life and leaving a smoke cloud in my wake.
This one is Baby™

The Orange One, though....
December 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
A dormant part of my soul violently screeched for 3 seconds.
December 20, 2025 at 9:11 AM
December 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I do miss the days of unhinged rp in random public instances sometimes.

Only sometimes.
December 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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🖕🐀🦊🚚
December 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Realizing what I take in a night casually would k.o an entire festie crew is kinda silly.
I really broke my brain somewhere, but at least I have vaguely good morals ☠👌
December 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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My album is out!

10 track furry/trans alt-rock album. The first half is trans/therian-coded, w/ themes of change and tf, and the second half is unapologetically kink.

Mixed/Mastered by Estrogen Dealer!

Streaming everywhere! Listen free below
(Waiting on spotify, will be there in less than a week)
Shed Your Humanity, by Strat Strat
10 track album
stratstrat.bandcamp.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I don't actually hate the French, I'm just southeast Asian- the ancestors came thru for a bit, my bad.

Jazz break.

youtu.be/TcEdif_2PNY?...
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 - Monoco (Original Soundtrack)
YouTube video by Sandfall Interactive
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Getting hit with:
"I haven't seen a glover since 2014!"
"Can I have a lightshow?"
"You're a conjurer!
"He melted my face."

JUST CALL ME OLD, GAHHHHDAMN.
December 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The fuck you mean the elevator breaks AFTER the con???
#MFF
December 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
After years of vibing, with all my years as a OG Glover™-
The furries are so much better at partying than festies and the anime con scene
#MFF
December 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Not all nurses will give you good advice, but also I am still breathing, so-
December 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
"Hey, guys, just so you know, I sleep with my eyes open."

@animeman.us and @thewhitecrayon.bsky.social :
December 3, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I really was just telling people I was celibate until realizing I'm ace.
Huh.
Is that part of the bingo card?
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
What da dog doin?
November 29, 2025 at 11:06 AM
The amount of people that have taken my soapboxing as spiritual guidance is terrifying. Please point thine attentions elsewhere. For all intents and purposes, I am not real.
November 22, 2025 at 9:16 AM
It's okay to be uncertain and feel lost. I can guarantee that everyone else is lost too; they just know where they don't want to go.
November 22, 2025 at 9:14 AM
November 20, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I think a lot about how someone told me that I pop up in their head whenever someone mentions a stoner.
Just.
Any kind of stoner.
Casual, competitive, Cheech, or Chong.
November 15, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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Silly
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
November 15, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I hope that one day, you will see yourself how everyone who loves you does.
When you see your reflection, I hope you can notice the glow in your eyes and the strength in your smile that's still there after everything you've been through.
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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dutty spongebob
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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COLLAB WITH YOURE FRIENDS
TEACH EACH OTHER THINGS
GROOOOOOOW!!!!

MAKE
COOL
SHIT!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM