Jordan
@cynicaljordan.bsky.social
Gamer | 🏳️🌈 | skeeting into the void | cat dad of 2
Canada's Drag Race is top tier Drag Race and I won't be told otherwise
December 5, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Canada's Drag Race is top tier Drag Race and I won't be told otherwise
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Can't wait for Netflix to raise its prices even more to "pay" for this acquisition.
December 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Can't wait for Netflix to raise its prices even more to "pay" for this acquisition.
Awesome night seeing Dayseeker and Banks Arcade
Dayseeker is such an amazing band and I love them so much 🥹
Dayseeker is such an amazing band and I love them so much 🥹
December 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Awesome night seeing Dayseeker and Banks Arcade
Dayseeker is such an amazing band and I love them so much 🥹
Dayseeker is such an amazing band and I love them so much 🥹
Happy YouTube music recap season for those who celebrate
December 2, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Happy YouTube music recap season for those who celebrate
I swear my cat is determined to only let me have 5ish hours sleep a night, no matter what time I go to bed
Usual time of 12ish, wakes me up at 5
Went to be at 10 last night, you better believe he started playing up at 3
Usual time of 12ish, wakes me up at 5
Went to be at 10 last night, you better believe he started playing up at 3
December 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I swear my cat is determined to only let me have 5ish hours sleep a night, no matter what time I go to bed
Usual time of 12ish, wakes me up at 5
Went to be at 10 last night, you better believe he started playing up at 3
Usual time of 12ish, wakes me up at 5
Went to be at 10 last night, you better believe he started playing up at 3
As an example, have reached 24 hours since my last charge and still have 22% left which works out to be about 7 hours
30+ hours on a charge is wild
30+ hours on a charge is wild
December 1, 2025 at 7:02 AM
As an example, have reached 24 hours since my last charge and still have 22% left which works out to be about 7 hours
30+ hours on a charge is wild
30+ hours on a charge is wild
Oh buddy, let me tell you, the start of a new season for Fortnite really brings out the sweaty players, but managed to get 2 victory royales as I learn the map and new weapons 😁
December 1, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Oh buddy, let me tell you, the start of a new season for Fortnite really brings out the sweaty players, but managed to get 2 victory royales as I learn the map and new weapons 😁
Time for my 3 month check in since starting my weightloss journey and am down as of this morning 15.5kgs! And half way to my goal of losing 30kgs 🥰
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Time for my 3 month check in since starting my weightloss journey and am down as of this morning 15.5kgs! And half way to my goal of losing 30kgs 🥰
Bring your child to work day!
November 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Bring your child to work day!
Remember when people were taking their PS4 consoles to E3 and smashing them on the showroom floor in protest of Genshin Impact having a similar art style to Breath of the Wild?
Good times
Good times
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Remember when people were taking their PS4 consoles to E3 and smashing them on the showroom floor in protest of Genshin Impact having a similar art style to Breath of the Wild?
Good times
Good times
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November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Can confirm the battery life on the Oppo Find X9 Pro is insane, took 36 hours to go from full charge to 10% and that was with heavy usage
Am loving this new phone so far
Am loving this new phone so far
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Can confirm the battery life on the Oppo Find X9 Pro is insane, took 36 hours to go from full charge to 10% and that was with heavy usage
Am loving this new phone so far
Am loving this new phone so far
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RIP to Udo Kier! What a cool actor, and he made to 81 too! He’s mind-controlling Soviet dinosaurs in heaven now 😢
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 AM
RIP to Udo Kier! What a cool actor, and he made to 81 too! He’s mind-controlling Soviet dinosaurs in heaven now 😢
Can confirm the camera on the Oppo Find X9 Pro is very good
This was with the 6x zoom
This was with the 6x zoom
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Can confirm the camera on the Oppo Find X9 Pro is very good
This was with the 6x zoom
This was with the 6x zoom
Setting up a new phone is super draining 😮💨
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Setting up a new phone is super draining 😮💨
So far my plans for not buying anymore games for the year after Digimon have been blown out of the water with a combination of 1) getting a "thank you" gift voucher from work that I swapped for steam credit and 2) Steam black Friday sales 😅 got Final Fantasy XVI and Returnal
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
So far my plans for not buying anymore games for the year after Digimon have been blown out of the water with a combination of 1) getting a "thank you" gift voucher from work that I swapped for steam credit and 2) Steam black Friday sales 😅 got Final Fantasy XVI and Returnal
Subzero ice cold take: if physical media distributors are going to stop supporting certain regions, they should make their media region free
November 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Subzero ice cold take: if physical media distributors are going to stop supporting certain regions, they should make their media region free
Passed a weightloss milestone today 😁
Am officially more than 15kilos down! Feeling good and hopeful my progress will continue 😊
Am officially more than 15kilos down! Feeling good and hopeful my progress will continue 😊
November 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Passed a weightloss milestone today 😁
Am officially more than 15kilos down! Feeling good and hopeful my progress will continue 😊
Am officially more than 15kilos down! Feeling good and hopeful my progress will continue 😊
Honestly, feels
Y'all mind if I complain for 15 minutes?
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November 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Honestly, feels
Legit, right now I feel like the internet isn't a safe space for me anymore to share with people pics on public with my face or information about myself with how accurate some of the information was on the profile using my pics
Might go back and start deleting pics
Playing Digimon to decompress
Might go back and start deleting pics
Playing Digimon to decompress
Brb deleting all my social media after a friend in QLD sent me screenshots of someone using my pics to catfish guys on Scruff
Like, I am flattered that I was considered attractive enough to be used as bait, but still
Feels fucking weird man
Like, I am flattered that I was considered attractive enough to be used as bait, but still
Feels fucking weird man
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Legit, right now I feel like the internet isn't a safe space for me anymore to share with people pics on public with my face or information about myself with how accurate some of the information was on the profile using my pics
Might go back and start deleting pics
Playing Digimon to decompress
Might go back and start deleting pics
Playing Digimon to decompress
Brb deleting all my social media after a friend in QLD sent me screenshots of someone using my pics to catfish guys on Scruff
Like, I am flattered that I was considered attractive enough to be used as bait, but still
Feels fucking weird man
Like, I am flattered that I was considered attractive enough to be used as bait, but still
Feels fucking weird man
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Brb deleting all my social media after a friend in QLD sent me screenshots of someone using my pics to catfish guys on Scruff
Like, I am flattered that I was considered attractive enough to be used as bait, but still
Feels fucking weird man
Like, I am flattered that I was considered attractive enough to be used as bait, but still
Feels fucking weird man
When playing Halo, did you exclusively want to use alien weapons, or were you straight? 🤔
November 7, 2025 at 11:17 AM
When playing Halo, did you exclusively want to use alien weapons, or were you straight? 🤔