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audrey em ✨

@cynicalwytch.bsky.social

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writer, artist; documenting the lives of women. ux architect; designing better virtual care experiences for people in canada. https://www.audreyem.com/ https://www.audreymeubus.com/

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 7d

do I know any authors who publish via KDP?

audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 12d

whenever mathieu bock coté (who immigrated to France) enters a conversation about immigration and québécois identity;

a crowd of people with the words she does n't even go here written on the bottom

ALT: a crowd of people with the words she does n't even go here written on the bottom

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The Marriage Braggart @bombsfall.bsky.social · 14d

Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 14d

wait so does this mean vaccines are off the hook or do they still blame those too?

audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 16d

breaking: potus recommends chugging raw milk mixed with ethanol during pregnancy, just like his mom did.

audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 16d

the amount of trauma this administration is inflicting on its people is impressive.

audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 17d

Like an angel, she appeared

audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 17d

is it obscene to uber eats a box of donuts — asking for a friend

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 19d

Hyygestank

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 19d

the summer things turned ugly

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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 28d

"political violence is never acceptable," is a phrase you don't hear politicians say after cops beat the shit out of peaceful demonstrators

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 28d

it’s been a month and i can always hear “do you have any kids?” playing in the background of my brain

audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 29d

could listen to rachel gilmore forever

audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · Sep 8

queb influencers will be like “best thrift haul ever” and it’s all the fugliest simons items from 2010

audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · Sep 8

we’ve entered extra blanket season — my favourite

audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · Sep 5

my job needs a penalty box where i can send men who misbehave in meetings.

audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · Sep 2

i have constant hope that i’m one decision away from my life finally cracking open

audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · Sep 2

did it happen? is he gone?

audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · Aug 29

“anti vaccine but pro botox” is an insane combination

audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · Aug 26

taylor got engaged, silksong has a release date, and maintenance phase finally released their seed oil episode. i am overwhelmed.

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · Aug 26

the silksong subreddit is absolutely feral right now

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · Aug 24

can you tell i’ve been hanging out with people i’ve known since high school lately (on bridesmaid duty)

audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · Aug 24

that akward moment when someone approaches you to talk shit but they didn’t ask your consent to do it first so you just kinda have to politely pretend you agree (or preferred) leave them be mean all by themselves.

a man wearing a schitts creek shirt smiles

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GT @granitetide.bsky.social · Aug 22

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

90s computer desk with shelves for speakers, tower, printer, pull-out mouse and keyboard drawer etc

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · Aug 20

women who date frenchmen will lose half of their name, no matter if it sounds good or not. sparing a thought for the sabs, amés and laus of the world.