The Cynical Critical Cat
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The Cynical Critical Cat
@cyniccriticcolin.bsky.social
Just trying to survive this hellworld.
I believe Blade Runner came up w/ a politically correct word.

It's called "retirement."
November 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Doompilling isn't the answer either. That leads to apathy and acceptance of self-destruction.

Fuck giving up. If you wanna give, there's either the door or the noose. I'm taking the gun and fighting these fascist fucks until they are 6 feet under.
November 16, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Kristi Noem's Doghouse.
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Well except for the 🇷🇺 wounds, but that's beyond the pale currently.

I also imagine a lot of wounds in the Balkans.
November 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Let it die. Let all of this mediocre garbage die in the vast junkyards of inept stupidity. They are only a step up from what is our modern-garbage fecal matter that is AI art.
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
You're right, you're right.

He's Staten Island.
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Schumer really is from New York.

The Buffalo side of New York...
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Thank you comrade.
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
To those I say, "You are guilty of counter-revolutionary activity."
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Come to find out it's Midway atoll and then the conservatives start mental gymnastics their way to justify it.
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Next year's Democrats slogan to run against the Republicans.
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Spirit of New York right here.

Anyone that says otherwise, go back to Staten Island. I would've said New Jersey, but apparently the sentiment is the same w/ them too.
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Put this man on suicide watch.
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I've considered that myself, though I haven't had the leisure of attending a town hall meeting as of late.
November 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Get ready for the constant regicide attempts lol.

Mine are literal sisters and they always get into tussles at midnight.
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Her interview w/ Jon Stewart has fully convinced me, "Oh yeah that's why you dropped out in 4th place in 2020 and only won the participation trophy via Joe Biden."

Fuck her & fuck Newsom.
November 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
What an asshole.
November 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
J.J. didn't the President use a Jewish slur? And the fact that MAGA is a fascist movement?

They are already antisemitic. The call is coming from inside the house.
November 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
So Grant Hurst?
October 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Glad to see shoe0nhead being recognized as a grifter (she always has been), but I do find it concerning that someone like her was in left-wing & "breadtube" groups and only recently has she been outed by outing herself w/ identifying w/ Charlie Kirk.
October 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
No other way to convince you to stay at this point? Unless the tide of fascism is abated of course.
October 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Sorry about your mom my dude.
October 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Sometimes we need a *gentle* reminder of the horrors outside whenever we ask ourselves...how did I end up here in the first place?

(Looks into my e-necronomicon made by Samsung)

Oh yeah that's why...

Need a cold splash of reality every now and again. Even the stupid shit.
October 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM