Cypress J Dawn Smith
@cypressmontgomery.bsky.social
Writer, gamer, bitch, lover, child, mother, sinner, saint.
One thing about me? I love to sip a dark rum
March 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
One thing about me? I love to sip a dark rum
Taste by Sabrina Carpenter is objectively better if you are polyamorous and delusional
March 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Taste by Sabrina Carpenter is objectively better if you are polyamorous and delusional
So upset with myself. Grabbed the wrong refill of test strips at CVS.
February 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
So upset with myself. Grabbed the wrong refill of test strips at CVS.
Bro, I’m sorry but, the card game you brought to the function created too much sexual tension bro.
February 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Bro, I’m sorry but, the card game you brought to the function created too much sexual tension bro.
So much in my life is healed by a half pineapple half tamarind jarritos
January 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
So much in my life is healed by a half pineapple half tamarind jarritos
Shola Adewusi as Aunty Olu you are so important to me specifically.
January 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Shola Adewusi as Aunty Olu you are so important to me specifically.
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Applying for jobs and emailing a therapist. Must be January
January 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Applying for jobs and emailing a therapist. Must be January
Poking my brother with a stick (asking him about a physics problem)
December 28, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Poking my brother with a stick (asking him about a physics problem)
Clocking the bi for bi couple at work cause she’s the hot one and he’s the cute one.
December 27, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Clocking the bi for bi couple at work cause she’s the hot one and he’s the cute one.
I have decided to hit full send on some things next year
December 24, 2024 at 12:47 AM
I have decided to hit full send on some things next year
There’s gotta be a smart way to search for mutual on here
December 18, 2024 at 12:42 PM
There’s gotta be a smart way to search for mutual on here
I’m quite the “I want more tattoos and piercings” person for someone who isn’t looking at parlors or artists ever
December 17, 2024 at 6:57 PM
I’m quite the “I want more tattoos and piercings” person for someone who isn’t looking at parlors or artists ever
Got scared cause my roommate walked in as I was pretending to talk on a podcast about why women are better at body horror
December 10, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Got scared cause my roommate walked in as I was pretending to talk on a podcast about why women are better at body horror
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Cask of Amontillado gay as hell… why are you bricking up another man
December 7, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Cask of Amontillado gay as hell… why are you bricking up another man
Being totally normal and not delusional (applying to jobs in New York)
November 28, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Being totally normal and not delusional (applying to jobs in New York)
Watching the friendly white boy rapidly gain and lose aura as I offer him a dap for saying something cool
October 25, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Watching the friendly white boy rapidly gain and lose aura as I offer him a dap for saying something cool
I think the dumbest religious trauma thing I’ve got is that if I cry my hands clasp like I’m in prayer. Caught myself doing it and it unlocked memories and shit
August 31, 2024 at 12:37 PM
I think the dumbest religious trauma thing I’ve got is that if I cry my hands clasp like I’m in prayer. Caught myself doing it and it unlocked memories and shit
Something something yay diet and exercise but why did it make me a morning pooper?
August 22, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Something something yay diet and exercise but why did it make me a morning pooper?
And if I said I was convinced the fall of Ryan Reynolds’s place as the people’s princess was coming. What then?
August 19, 2024 at 10:56 PM
And if I said I was convinced the fall of Ryan Reynolds’s place as the people’s princess was coming. What then?
Could I put autism dust in my coffee?
August 17, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Could I put autism dust in my coffee?
Work today really left me exhausted but not tired ya know?
August 13, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Work today really left me exhausted but not tired ya know?
okay. THATS IT! *gives you a forehead kiss*
August 12, 2024 at 11:40 AM
okay. THATS IT! *gives you a forehead kiss*
Wore my hair down for the past few weeks and people like it but it also means I need to up my frequency of hair days
August 11, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Wore my hair down for the past few weeks and people like it but it also means I need to up my frequency of hair days