ahba on the menu
January 26, 2026 at 9:34 PM
ahba on the menu
Have to get to 335 lb! Currently at 225 lb for 3.
January 26, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Have to get to 335 lb! Currently at 225 lb for 3.
My body will wake up at 7 and then my brain automatically files a formal appeal along with an injunction to the state of affairs with a request for immediate sedation as if I should be knocked out by Mike Tyson rather than go about my day in peace. 😩Ugh, thank God for coffee.
January 25, 2026 at 8:01 PM
My body will wake up at 7 and then my brain automatically files a formal appeal along with an injunction to the state of affairs with a request for immediate sedation as if I should be knocked out by Mike Tyson rather than go about my day in peace. 😩Ugh, thank God for coffee.
My body doesn’t age gracefully it just updates with new pains and no release notes.
January 25, 2026 at 2:24 PM
My body doesn’t age gracefully it just updates with new pains and no release notes.
Winter storm incoming
January 25, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Winter storm incoming
Winter Storm incoming
January 25, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Winter Storm incoming
Squidward was the original giga-chad.
January 24, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Squidward was the original giga-chad.
Sometimes I’ll use Face ID and get rejected because that double chin just hangin out like we’re on summer vacation and Face ID thinks it’s its own person. 😩
January 24, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Sometimes I’ll use Face ID and get rejected because that double chin just hangin out like we’re on summer vacation and Face ID thinks it’s its own person. 😩
Keep posting! :)
January 24, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Keep posting! :)
You’re Human with Range
January 24, 2026 at 4:48 AM
You’re Human with Range
Clyde went home hungry
January 24, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Clyde went home hungry
Isn’t it funny how we pay to water our plants only to pay again to have them cut by gardeners?
January 23, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Isn’t it funny how we pay to water our plants only to pay again to have them cut by gardeners?
I love how “I’ll do it later” has been promoted from a decision to a full-time lifestyle.
January 23, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I love how “I’ll do it later” has been promoted from a decision to a full-time lifestyle.
My phone autocorrects “lol” to “LOL” like it wants HR to know I’m laughing professionally.
January 23, 2026 at 9:27 AM
My phone autocorrects “lol” to “LOL” like it wants HR to know I’m laughing professionally.
2016 wasn’t inherently a better year. The internet was just a lot quieter back then.
January 23, 2026 at 8:42 AM
2016 wasn’t inherently a better year. The internet was just a lot quieter back then.