Ever since that one time I occasionally still check the toilet for spiders.

Also this. Because of my blackout curtains, how many times have I missed the backyard light going off for no reason?

In which is more terrifying, the idea of somone being able to look in and see in or just watching behind a wall of curtain ?

Things that may or may not make sense to me in the morning because I started dreaming while falling asleep. 🍃

Forest of enoki mushrooms, growing on a bath mat.

If I somehow die at work, imma haunt that place and be a menace. Why did that plushie fly across the store? Cy did it. Oh all the cups fell? Thats just Cy feeling saucy. Ride mysteriously down? Thats Cy. Just bribe her with a cookie.

Technically could be Minecraft movie be considered an Isekai?

Quite literally we have the birds and the bees.

Sometimes a girls gotta take herself out. Whether it’s for dinner or permanently depends on the day.

The only reason why I am vaguely functional at work is the power of DayQuil

I do enjoy the silent unspoken solidarity of just staying in your car as long as you can before you walk into work.

The collective will to survive another day.

If I am ever in a horror movie, I am cutting off my hair. I get spooked out by my curls moving around in my periphery on a good day.

That is all.

Either me or this ride is gonna experience a breakdown today. Time will tell.

If you think you are pathetic at least you didn’t pack bond with a cookie cake and spend five hours to debating on buying it.