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Cyzor
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I do things, and I know things
My feed is just a bunch of updates on how Tesla is bombing and Elon is sad and let me tell you, I'm in such a good mood right now 😂

Bet he won't throw another "roman salute" in his fucking life after this. 😂
March 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Saying that feminism ruined dating is like saying that abolishing slavery ruined the cotton industry.
March 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
New hairstyle. What you think?
March 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I'm just now finding out she actually DID make a full version of Anxiety like 5 years ago and the feature was just another dude using her chorus for his song.
It's always impressive when an artist features on a song, but its so good that you think it's their song.

So anyway, y'all listen to Anxiety by Doechii
March 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It's always impressive when an artist features on a song, but its so good that you think it's their song.

So anyway, y'all listen to Anxiety by Doechii
March 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This is my birthday month. I will be making this everyone's problem
March 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"No white people during Kendrick's halftime show? So much for diversity"

Oh you didn't hear? DEI got canceled. He clearly hired the best people for the job 😌
February 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Me sitting in a car repair shop. "So how's business?"

*car accident happens in front of store*

"Uh...business is...good?"
February 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Restarting a song because the part that really gets you didn't hit hard enough the first time
February 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Unfuckingbelievable
February 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Just FYI I'm expecting an extra star handicap in every game of Mario Party for the duration of Black History Month 😤
February 3, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Happy Black History Month!

Learn about black history
Shop at black businesses
Send black creators money
Sleep with your black crush
February 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
If you need an example of propaganda, look no further than having 2 able-bodied white male pilots crash their aircrafts into each other, and the president blaming DEI
January 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
If(Not Gonna Compile)
{
Compile();
}

Work smarter, not harder.
January 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Due to racial profiling, Native American people have been repeatedly detained by ICE for "looking Mexican". NATIVE Americans.

This is something that will disproportionately affect brown people because ICE is not yanking European immigrants off the streets on suspicion of being here illegally.
January 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I'm not going to take anyone serious who has a complaint about "criminals" while we have a convicted felon in the white house. I've never met an illegal immigrants with 34 felonies or over 1 billion dollars. But sure, the guys making minimum wage building a house are the ones ruining the country
January 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Wait, there's an executive order that says you are whatever sex you were at CONCEPTION???

Did ANY biologist proofread that before giving it the go ahead? Cuz that is NOT how that works.
January 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
"We're worried about you being exposed to hidden Chinese Propaganda" - they said while deploying blatant and obvious Trump Propaganda
January 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Tiktok has been restored in the US and they are going to extra lengths to make sure to give credit for this...to Donald Trump. Despite the fact that's he's not even in office yet, and he's the one who initiated the ban idea in 2020
Let's not be stupid and blind to what's happening right in our faces
January 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
They pulled the trigger. Both tiktok and capcut are banned
January 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Wait so is it getting banned or not? Why tf are they edging us?
January 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I've been going to the gym steadily for the last couple of weeks and ngl, watching women crush a 225+ deadlift or squat gets me hype af.
January 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Do not underestimate my pettiness. I am 100% willing to learn mandarin to spite the US government
January 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The fact that RedNote...a fully chinese app with no English translation...has become the number 1 free social app due to the incoming tiktok ban, is such a hilarious meme to me

In an effort to distance us from China, the US government has pushed us directly into the arms of China.
January 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
D...did John Green say Skeet N Delete? 🤣🤣🤣 I'm cryin
January 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM