Exterior crocodile alligator
@czarofel.bsky.social
minotaur apologist.
“if shit sucks, hit da bricks” isn’t enough. i think a better adage is “if you don’t like it, change it. if you can’t change it, ignore it. if you can’t ignore it, make it impossible for it to ignore you”
December 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
“if shit sucks, hit da bricks” isn’t enough. i think a better adage is “if you don’t like it, change it. if you can’t change it, ignore it. if you can’t ignore it, make it impossible for it to ignore you”
guess who found $2.43 today
December 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
guess who found $2.43 today
whitest guy ever insists he’s chinese bc he was born in China, Maine
December 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
whitest guy ever insists he’s chinese bc he was born in China, Maine
is Advetures of Tintin (2011) a mecha anime?- the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239
pages of heated debate
pages of heated debate
December 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
is Advetures of Tintin (2011) a mecha anime?- the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239
pages of heated debate
pages of heated debate
i’m not one for boxing but it is nice to see jake paul and andrew tate both get the shit kicked out of them in the same weekend
December 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
i’m not one for boxing but it is nice to see jake paul and andrew tate both get the shit kicked out of them in the same weekend
hunting dog with a vest that says “this jit cracks birds”
December 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
hunting dog with a vest that says “this jit cracks birds”
i wanted more kei trucks in the us but not like this
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
i wanted more kei trucks in the us but not like this
can this horrible machine were trapped in the belly of bleed to death a little faster? i wanna get OUT
December 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
can this horrible machine were trapped in the belly of bleed to death a little faster? i wanna get OUT
death grips tiny desk concert.
see that wasn’t so hard. no ai. you just imagine shit.
any image created would just ruin the perfect image in your mind. sometimes less is more
see that wasn’t so hard. no ai. you just imagine shit.
any image created would just ruin the perfect image in your mind. sometimes less is more
December 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
death grips tiny desk concert.
see that wasn’t so hard. no ai. you just imagine shit.
any image created would just ruin the perfect image in your mind. sometimes less is more
see that wasn’t so hard. no ai. you just imagine shit.
any image created would just ruin the perfect image in your mind. sometimes less is more
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(explaining an american car to a european) yeah so imagine if you were sitting in the back seat while driving,
November 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
(explaining an american car to a european) yeah so imagine if you were sitting in the back seat while driving,
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new conspiracy, his neck “didn’t just do that,” it was a vampire biting him. we just couldn’t see it because all the cameras used mirrors.
October 13, 2025 at 1:15 PM
new conspiracy, his neck “didn’t just do that,” it was a vampire biting him. we just couldn’t see it because all the cameras used mirrors.
mob front business that can’t hire any employees because they keep saying it’s like a “family” and it’s setting off toxic workplace alarm bells in gen-z
September 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
mob front business that can’t hire any employees because they keep saying it’s like a “family” and it’s setting off toxic workplace alarm bells in gen-z
they are not “my” circus or “my” monkeys. we are a performer-owned cooperative, the monkeys own the circus as much as i do.
September 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
they are not “my” circus or “my” monkeys. we are a performer-owned cooperative, the monkeys own the circus as much as i do.
bisexual? is that twice a sex or once every other sex?
August 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
bisexual? is that twice a sex or once every other sex?
she zuccing on my chini til im bred 🥴
August 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
she zuccing on my chini til im bred 🥴
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before i looked up the lyrics i could’ve sworn it was “am i all alone with my feudal lepers” in End of Dramamine and i was like yeah that makes sense. he’s saying he’s surrounded by diseased peasants
August 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
before i looked up the lyrics i could’ve sworn it was “am i all alone with my feudal lepers” in End of Dramamine and i was like yeah that makes sense. he’s saying he’s surrounded by diseased peasants
jet blue holiday sounds like the name of a race horse.
August 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
jet blue holiday sounds like the name of a race horse.
hello, foot fetish artist? i would like to commission some signalis fanart
July 31, 2025 at 3:40 AM
hello, foot fetish artist? i would like to commission some signalis fanart
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i save all my empty pill bottles and fill them with mike & ikes so whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced i can dramatically pop a couple and pretend to calm down and freak out whoever was annoying me. i don’t actually do this but it makes for a good bit.
July 11, 2025 at 5:36 AM
i save all my empty pill bottles and fill them with mike & ikes so whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced i can dramatically pop a couple and pretend to calm down and freak out whoever was annoying me. i don’t actually do this but it makes for a good bit.
the worst part of getting new computer is that you have to sign in to gmail approximately 20 times. and then you have to sign in to everything that isn’t gmail.
July 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
the worst part of getting new computer is that you have to sign in to gmail approximately 20 times. and then you have to sign in to everything that isn’t gmail.
marketing myself as an “elvis impersonator” and then when i get hired i just play dead in their bathroom
July 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
marketing myself as an “elvis impersonator” and then when i get hired i just play dead in their bathroom