The D
@d-hq.bsky.social
Lapsed optimist. Libtard. Cat person.
Ex-press/radio/TV journo. Non-fiction author. Frustrated rockstar. Avid gardener.
✅ Sharp wit. Sharper writing. Good wine. Loud music.
❌ Bigots. Bores. Bastards. Frauds. Fools. Fanatics.
Ex-press/radio/TV journo. Non-fiction author. Frustrated rockstar. Avid gardener.
✅ Sharp wit. Sharper writing. Good wine. Loud music.
❌ Bigots. Bores. Bastards. Frauds. Fools. Fanatics.
Isn't Brilyn the much-touted - but utterly useless - replacement for Nylon ? They found it dissolves in daylight, gets easily twisted into knots, and falls apart under the slightest pressure.
January 30, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Isn't Brilyn the much-touted - but utterly useless - replacement for Nylon ? They found it dissolves in daylight, gets easily twisted into knots, and falls apart under the slightest pressure.
This fine sartorial ensemble one in the eye for all those who doubted 80s chic would ever come back in - and the effortless wearability of polyester.l
January 30, 2026 at 7:35 AM
This fine sartorial ensemble one in the eye for all those who doubted 80s chic would ever come back in - and the effortless wearability of polyester.l
The face of a bulldog licking piss off a nettle
January 29, 2026 at 11:00 PM
The face of a bulldog licking piss off a nettle
If you've negotiated LIverpool St station on a Bank Holiday Friday evening, you deserve to be on a Wall of Honour.
January 29, 2026 at 10:47 PM
If you've negotiated LIverpool St station on a Bank Holiday Friday evening, you deserve to be on a Wall of Honour.
Actually read that as "The Fast Vampire" - which is a concept I could've seriously gotten into...
January 29, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Actually read that as "The Fast Vampire" - which is a concept I could've seriously gotten into...
"I was only obeying orders"
Where've I heard that excuse before ?
Where've I heard that excuse before ?
January 29, 2026 at 3:05 PM
"I was only obeying orders"
Where've I heard that excuse before ?
Where've I heard that excuse before ?
Why ? Because he still believes the UK and US have a 'special relationship' - in much the same way that an abused wife clings to belief her husband really loves her.
January 29, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Why ? Because he still believes the UK and US have a 'special relationship' - in much the same way that an abused wife clings to belief her husband really loves her.
O good ! Nice to see the return of one of the friendliest, softly-spoken, most popular, modest players ever to hit a ball. All PGA Tour pros must be thrilled at this news...and the LIV Tour bitterly disappointed to lose their top crowd-pulling star !
January 29, 2026 at 11:10 AM
O good ! Nice to see the return of one of the friendliest, softly-spoken, most popular, modest players ever to hit a ball. All PGA Tour pros must be thrilled at this news...and the LIV Tour bitterly disappointed to lose their top crowd-pulling star !
More like a background extra from Yellowstone who wandered into a raccoon...
January 28, 2026 at 10:54 PM
More like a background extra from Yellowstone who wandered into a raccoon...
I think that's actually a gardening fork. Strange thing to carry round - but you never know when you might suddenly need to plant some tulips...
January 28, 2026 at 11:00 AM
I think that's actually a gardening fork. Strange thing to carry round - but you never know when you might suddenly need to plant some tulips...
"...in Germany meanwhile, Herr Hitler continues to deny he's responsible for gassing 6 million Jews, claiming they're in a holiday camp"
Both sides of the story. Yup...
Both sides of the story. Yup...
January 28, 2026 at 10:54 AM
"...in Germany meanwhile, Herr Hitler continues to deny he's responsible for gassing 6 million Jews, claiming they're in a holiday camp"
Both sides of the story. Yup...
Both sides of the story. Yup...
All the more reason to stick with BSky. Which I don't own. Or have stock in. Unfortunately.
(Tho I am open to offers/kickbacks. Even small demeaning ones. Will post for food)
(Tho I am open to offers/kickbacks. Even small demeaning ones. Will post for food)
January 28, 2026 at 10:44 AM
All the more reason to stick with BSky. Which I don't own. Or have stock in. Unfortunately.
(Tho I am open to offers/kickbacks. Even small demeaning ones. Will post for food)
(Tho I am open to offers/kickbacks. Even small demeaning ones. Will post for food)
Wasn't me. It was my evil twin.
January 28, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Wasn't me. It was my evil twin.
You could say he's batshit crazy. Or you could say he's terminally deranged. You could say whatever you want !
January 27, 2026 at 11:37 PM
You could say he's batshit crazy. Or you could say he's terminally deranged. You could say whatever you want !
Considering some of the Beeb's previous heavyweights in this role, Mason's a glib, showboating, political pygmy.
January 27, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Considering some of the Beeb's previous heavyweights in this role, Mason's a glib, showboating, political pygmy.
Yup. Nausea. Hilarity. Disbelief. Outrage....
January 27, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Yup. Nausea. Hilarity. Disbelief. Outrage....
They can. But they won't.
Too much gravy, Too many trains. Too many kickbacks.
Too much gravy, Too many trains. Too many kickbacks.
January 27, 2026 at 1:22 PM
They can. But they won't.
Too much gravy, Too many trains. Too many kickbacks.
Too much gravy, Too many trains. Too many kickbacks.
Simple really - whenever something bad happens, it's not his fault. Blame the first ex-Pres, Dem Senator/Governor, foreign country/politician that comes to mind. If that fails, invade/threaten another country, demand airtime on Fox, impose tariffs, bomb a few fishing boats.
January 27, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Simple really - whenever something bad happens, it's not his fault. Blame the first ex-Pres, Dem Senator/Governor, foreign country/politician that comes to mind. If that fails, invade/threaten another country, demand airtime on Fox, impose tariffs, bomb a few fishing boats.
...but of course that doesn't stop their stream-of-consciousness BS about honest, hard-working, courageous ICE seeking to maintain law'n'order against the dregs-of-humanity, illegal aliens, commies and lesbians seeking to destroy the US.
January 27, 2026 at 1:02 PM
...but of course that doesn't stop their stream-of-consciousness BS about honest, hard-working, courageous ICE seeking to maintain law'n'order against the dregs-of-humanity, illegal aliens, commies and lesbians seeking to destroy the US.
"Meth: We're on it"
This courageous admission of illegal substance abuse clearly explains this unfortunate woman's continuing delusions of importance, influence and her addiction to cosplay and pet murder.
This courageous admission of illegal substance abuse clearly explains this unfortunate woman's continuing delusions of importance, influence and her addiction to cosplay and pet murder.
January 27, 2026 at 9:55 AM
"Meth: We're on it"
This courageous admission of illegal substance abuse clearly explains this unfortunate woman's continuing delusions of importance, influence and her addiction to cosplay and pet murder.
This courageous admission of illegal substance abuse clearly explains this unfortunate woman's continuing delusions of importance, influence and her addiction to cosplay and pet murder.
Next time yr in Minnesota try booking at Springhill Suites and ask for the same rates they gave ICE.
When they say 'no' - tell them yr a murderous thug and see if they change their mind...
When they say 'no' - tell them yr a murderous thug and see if they change their mind...
January 27, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Next time yr in Minnesota try booking at Springhill Suites and ask for the same rates they gave ICE.
When they say 'no' - tell them yr a murderous thug and see if they change their mind...
When they say 'no' - tell them yr a murderous thug and see if they change their mind...
Steven Miller astounded when his milkshake is stolen in mid-gulp...
January 27, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Steven Miller astounded when his milkshake is stolen in mid-gulp...