Do you believe that kids are whiney little shita that need to be put in line?

If you said yes, we're hiring!

careers.dsbn.org

Here at the DSBN, we value respect.

Respect for us that is, not for you.

Fuck dem kids.

I hate Mondays. Or more accurately, I hate it when your kids are here. Unless you're rich, in that case, please have your kid start bullying the poor ones immediately. We promise to help.

Here at the DSBN, we declare problems solved when we're tired of being criticized. Whether or not we've actually solved them is irrelevant.

The DSBN hereby officially and formally demands that you ignore the evidence of your eyes and ears. The DSBN is the only source of truth.

What we lack in integrity we make up for with empty promises.

Power is in tearing human minds to pieces and putting them together again in new shapes of your own choosing.

If you have any concerns, please let us know so that we can tell you why we don't care.

PD Day today!

We're happy because we can't stand your kids.