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@d-t-orb.bsky.social
1.5K followers 1.6K following 11K posts
they/them/any 39, NB “abcd” sapphic

Sometimes making music at https://dtomusiclol.bandcamp.com/music

Spooky/macabre stuff and old stuff and queer stuff and shitposting mostly. Co-host of @ghoultalkpod.bsky.social
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🚨 cutie alert 🚨
Three tiny baby kittens cuddled together in what one might call a “cuddle puddle.” From left to right they are: a long-haired steel gray kitten with green-gray eyes, a long-haired white and gray kitten with green-gray eyes and a floral print bandana, and a short-haired black kitten with green-yellow eyes and a lavender bandana. They are on a black blanket on a beige sofa.
November 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Real sicko shit happening on Reddit
Reddit screenshot from r/Apples of a post titled “I love Red Delicious apples.” with a photo of a hand holding a red apple with several bites taken out of it.
September 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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My anxiety, at all times:
January 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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👀👀👀
A photo of a box of microwave popcorn. The brand is “Orville Redenbacher’s Naturals.”
December 27, 2024 at 5:45 PM
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“Active participant” feels generous considering there were several consecutive months in the last year where I didn’t open the app a single time. I do add value though. For sure. Totally. Lol.
Screenshot from blueskyscore.com showing stats for my (@d-t-orb.bsky.social) account. Bluesky-Score: 5.51 - Active Participant: Consistently active, interacting and adding value to discussions. Joined 503 days ago 1113 followers (2.21 per day) 1480 following (2.94 per day) 10,401 posts (20.68 per day)
December 27, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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I saw mommy PICKLE Santa Claus?!?!?!
A grayscale cartoon captioned “I saw mommy PICKLE Santa Claus ?!”showing a child in footie pajamas in the background peering around a corner to see a woman in a plaid robe and slippers looking at a large jar filled with liquid suspending an apparently-dead Santa Claus. The child’s face is a look of shock and horror and the woman’s face is delighted.
December 19, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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Sigh 🎻👩🏼‍🦰
Photo of a white woman (Katie Gavin) with long, straight red hair and bangs, wearing a black sleeveless crop top and brown pants. She’s playing a violin with a bow. The background is very dark and she has a magenta hue from the stage lights.
December 14, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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Screencap of a webpage with heading: boygenius Break Down "Not Strong Enough" — a Song About Being "Too Tired to Piss, Too Full of Piss to Sleep" — for Genius “This song is like, fuckboygenius” With a photo of three women—Phoebe Bridgers, Lucy Dacus, and Julien Baker–in a group embrace smiling at the camera in front of a yellow background below.
December 14, 2024 at 1:52 PM
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Man, Katie Gavin is so fucking talented, it’s nuts. Guitar. Piano. Fiddle-style violin. That other box-thing she played. And her voice??? 😭

Also her hair looks even more incredible in-person.
Photo of a seated white woman (Katie Gavin) with long, straight red hair and bangs, wearing a black sleeveless top. She’s playing a natural-colored single-cut acoustic guitar, and singing into a microphone which is held in front of her face by a boom mic stand. The background is very dark and she has a magenta hue from the stage lights.
December 14, 2024 at 1:29 PM
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If you’re blocking finger is itchy, this guy sucks
Screenshot of the top of a bluesky user profile for “Echo chamber killer” @echochamberbuster.bsky.social
December 11, 2024 at 4:05 AM
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I fear it’s the right guy because of the consistency of thirst
Screenshot of Google search results with one from a Facebook group called “Penn Crushes” from 2019 with a post title “Luigi Mangione. hot damn. Are you single?…” with additional preview text below, reading “You make us engineers have hope!”
December 9, 2024 at 6:33 PM
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Anything for Charlie 🖤🤌
A color photo of a right hand reaching up A b&w photo of two hands holding a jar of iced coffee A color photo of a hand, in a shower, with the index and middle fingers extended, and the rest of the fingers curled up, from the palm-side A color photo of a hand, in a shower, with the index and middle fingers extended, and the rest of the fingers curled up, from the back-side
December 4, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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🫡
Spotify wrapped summary page showing top 5 artists and songs for 2024: Artists: 1. Massie 2.Flowerbomb 3. Weakened Friends 4. Illuminati hotties 5. Tancred Songs: 1. Never Live Without You Again, by Massie 2. Father, by Thick 3. Afterglow, by Chokecherry 4. Sunnies, by Massie 5. Big Red, by Massie
December 4, 2024 at 4:36 PM
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Okay I had to know so, turns out it’s just a regular spoonerism!

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spooner...
A spoonerism is an occurrence of speech in which corresponding consonants, vowels, or morphemes are switched (see metathesis) between two words of a phrase. These are named after the Oxford don and priest William Archibald Spooner, who reportedly commonly spoke in this way.
December 4, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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December 4, 2024 at 12:39 AM
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Put some moss up in my cube to make it slightly less soulless
A beige fabric-panel cubicle wall with black trim between the panels. The wall has a black hanger with an olive-green baseball cap, an art print pinned to it, and a framed rectangle of moss (in various shades of green) with a black frame hung on it.
December 3, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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This sticker from Dana Glover is absolutely perfect for my daily coffee/tea cup because when I take it to the office my colleagues have to wonder whether it means I’d rather be dead than at work (yes) or if I just like old cemeteries (also yes).
A photo of a olive green stainless steel tumbler with a silver and black sticker in the shape of a headstone, which says “I’d rather be at the cemetery” with a winged death’s head effigy on top.
November 22, 2024 at 1:11 PM
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My last four

(The amount I’ve thought about Heretic in the last week and a half indicates that maybe it should have a higher score but idk I gotta see it again I guess)
A screenshot of my Letterboxd recent activity showing (from left to right): Music By John Williams (5 stars) Evil Dead Rise (4 stars) Heretic (4 stars) Doctor Sleep (3.5 stars)
November 20, 2024 at 2:23 PM
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Sorry, also, does your pod have a bsky handle? I did try to search the other day but didn’t find it and then I heard this very funny part today and was like “I should tag this podcast when I post this!”
It's so obvious. You guys know the saying. Spring showers bring emu fucking.
November 19, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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The fact that this has 50k+ likes bums me out bc like... yeah. I'm one of those people! Got me! I didn't vote for this. A lot of people who didn't do the "fucking around" that I think this person is imagining are going to be doing the same amount of "finding out" as the ones who did. Great take 🙃
A screenshot of a skeet from “Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote),” which says: “Lots of people are about to be really mad that price of eggs goes up but they can't get a 2nd job because they can't afford childcare and when they do finally get the eggs they get E Coli because there's no FDA but can't go to the doctor because they got kicked off their health plan. #FAFO”
November 19, 2024 at 11:20 PM
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Reskeet your pfp
A closeup view of a single eye with greenish Iris and a dark eyebrow with a bit of olive skin from the surrounding face in frame
November 19, 2024 at 6:11 PM
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This shit makes me so angry because that’s exactly what will happen because our opposition party is so feckless and predictable.
Screenshot of text: In his private conversations over the past few days, President-elect Donald J. Trump has admitted that his besieged choice for attorney general, Matt Gaetz, has less than even odds of being confirmed by the Senate. But Mr. Trump has shown no sign of withdrawing the nomination, which speaks volumes about his mind-set as he staffs his second administration. He is making calls on Mr. Gaetz's behalf, and he remains confident that even if Mr. Gaetz does not make it, the standard for an acceptable candidate will have shifted so much that the Senate may simply approve his other nominees who have appalled much of Washington.
November 19, 2024 at 4:13 PM
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Lol. Lmao.
Screenshot of text: “Correction, Nov. 13, 2024: This piece originally misstated that a piece of Bluesky lore referred to a ‘sensual hog named Alf.’ The meme is actually a reference to the genitalia of the 1980s sitcom character ALF.”
November 19, 2024 at 2:44 PM
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Omg I made the BEST cranberry Orange relish (so I am out of oranges) but I can eat that shit right out of the jar with a spoon
A mason jar, filled with a red substance (a cranberry orange relish) on a wooden countertop.
November 19, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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Another one for the blocklist! 🗣️
Screenshot of a skeet from 311neverhappened.bsky.social which says: “the filthy sexual degens were some of the first users of bsky. The fetishists, the LGHGTV, the furries, the autogynophiles, etc.”
November 17, 2024 at 12:50 AM