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Old Man Niemand
@d1ucb4u.bsky.social
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Southron, Asatruar, Transhumanist, Anti-Dominionist, Thanatologist, Indoorsman, Game Master, & Patron of the Arts.
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December 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Are these theater kids in the room with us now?
Cast of Mazes And Monsters (1982), including Tom Hanks, sitting around a map holding big-ass figures of their not-D&D-at-all characters
December 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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The words "My players after learning that I've watched a bunch of YouTubers running 'The Forest Oracle' and I'm starting to think maybe I too should run this 'Worst Module Ever'" above an image of Ralph Wiggum in a bus saying, "I'm in danger."
December 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Sketch of Santa's face framed by the words "I believe in Santa Claus"
December 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Burly Scotsman smiles and claps smaller Japanese man on the shoulder, above the words: *Approves in Scottish*
December 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Party of Lincoln! 🤣
Abe Lincoln fondling an axe, with the words: "Don't make ol' Honest Abe say it again; States have no rights!"
December 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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"It is unnatural for human beings to accept Nature as it is..." — Dr. Aubrey de Gray
December 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Leftist: 2+2 is obviously 4! Conservative: lmao it's 6 libtard Centrist: Oh, you extremists, the truth is always in the middle. This is why I voted for 5 in the primary. Liberal: You stupid leftists refused to vote for 5 so now everyone thinks 2+2 is 6. Thanks a lot.
December 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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If you want an awesome heist story about this...
December 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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You will be visited by three spirits!
December 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Rotting dragon gnawing roots surrounded by the words: "Nazis go to Nidhoggr"
November 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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I'd recognize Skippy Bunny anywhere!
Bunny in blue tunic, brown hat with red feather, bow and arrow from the animated Robin Hood (1973)
November 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Sapient toasters, you say?
Dave Lister (a man with dreadlocks in a tan uniform) and Talkie Toaster (a toaster) from Red Dwarf, sitting in conversation at a table
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Out of the oven and set on racks to cool! 😁
Toasty yeast rolls cooling on a countertop rack.
November 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Fluffy and risen and waiting for the oven to preheat!
Risen uncooked rolls fluffed up on a baking tray.
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Like the proverbial parrot, they're just resting...
Uncooked rolls spread out on a baking sheet.
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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An attempt has begun...
Dough on a floury board
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Bob Parr (the secret identity of Mr. Incredible) vigorously tapping his desk and saying, "Boobs are boobs!"
November 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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As long as you're in a basement (or bunker?), this album is still a viable option. 😉
Cover of AFI's album "Decemberunderground" with 3 black rabbits around the band's name over a gray background with white silhouettes of leaf-bare trees.
November 20, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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These lil' fellahs?!
Floating undead brain and nervous system known as a raw nerve from the Pathfinder 2e RPG.
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Kholo natural philosopher.
November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Every campaign world needs a pervy, old master of enchantments and illusions as a recurring BBEG, right?
November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Teen One: "Maybe we should check the school morgue." Teen Two: "Kelso, the school doesn't have a morgue." Teen One: "Then what do we pay all those taxes for?!"
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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That sucks, so here's an Aurora you can see!
Black cat in a warm dryer
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Happy 111th birthday, Hedy Lamarr!
Brunette bombshell Hedy Lamarr looking just off camera with technical blueprints as the background
November 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM