d3b4s3r
@d3b4s3r.bsky.social
Cute porn for nice people.
Mid-40s Midwest guy, pothead, porn lover, wrestling fan
🎮 Discord: d3b4s3r
Mid-40s Midwest guy, pothead, porn lover, wrestling fan
🎮 Discord: d3b4s3r
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d3b4s3r
@d3b4s3r.bsky.social
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FYI in case you don't know where I stand and you stumble across my account looking for titties or whatever:
Black Lives Matter.
Trans Rights are Human Rights.
Fuck ICE.
No time for racists and bigots.
Thank you, drive through.
Black Lives Matter.
Trans Rights are Human Rights.
Fuck ICE.
No time for racists and bigots.
Thank you, drive through.
"I'M THE NASTIEST FIST-FUCKINGEST GOONER EVER! LET'S DM ABOUT COCKS AND PORN AND TITTIES!"
[ten minutes later:]
[ten minutes later:]
January 26, 2026 at 2:29 PM
"I'M THE NASTIEST FIST-FUCKINGEST GOONER EVER! LET'S DM ABOUT COCKS AND PORN AND TITTIES!"
[ten minutes later:]
[ten minutes later:]
FYI in case you don't know where I stand and you stumble across my account looking for titties or whatever:
Black Lives Matter.
Trans Rights are Human Rights.
Fuck ICE.
No time for racists and bigots.
Thank you, drive through.
Black Lives Matter.
Trans Rights are Human Rights.
Fuck ICE.
No time for racists and bigots.
Thank you, drive through.
January 24, 2026 at 5:56 PM
FYI in case you don't know where I stand and you stumble across my account looking for titties or whatever:
Black Lives Matter.
Trans Rights are Human Rights.
Fuck ICE.
No time for racists and bigots.
Thank you, drive through.
Black Lives Matter.
Trans Rights are Human Rights.
Fuck ICE.
No time for racists and bigots.
Thank you, drive through.
jeez louise
January 23, 2026 at 7:52 PM
jeez louise
Me too, big titty goth girl.
January 22, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Me too, big titty goth girl.
Strolling through the mall while my tiny stripper girlfriend glides around me on her wheelie shoes.
January 18, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Strolling through the mall while my tiny stripper girlfriend glides around me on her wheelie shoes.
Taking a few days to recover* from the holidays before my birthday** gets here.
*my sore dick
**more weed
*my sore dick
**more weed
January 2, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Taking a few days to recover* from the holidays before my birthday** gets here.
*my sore dick
**more weed
*my sore dick
**more weed
Dudes is crazy, Aubrey Edwards is hot as hell.
December 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Dudes is crazy, Aubrey Edwards is hot as hell.
It's crazy how my favorite wrestler is the best and also the hottest, I really lucked out.
December 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It's crazy how my favorite wrestler is the best and also the hottest, I really lucked out.
I'm glad I got this ounce if it's gonna snow as bad as they think.
homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I'm glad I got this ounce if it's gonna snow as bad as they think.
Had a dream about Aria Valencia last night and we didn't even smooch 😢
October 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Had a dream about Aria Valencia last night and we didn't even smooch 😢
Dunno what I searched for on tumblr with a new account but all I'm seeing is wrestling and gooner stuff.
August 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Dunno what I searched for on tumblr with a new account but all I'm seeing is wrestling and gooner stuff.
One of my favorite things about having a tumblr all those moons ago was seeing likes in my notifications from normie blogs. "Keep posting motivational quotes and pictures of coffee. Your secret's safe with me, friend."
August 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
One of my favorite things about having a tumblr all those moons ago was seeing likes in my notifications from normie blogs. "Keep posting motivational quotes and pictures of coffee. Your secret's safe with me, friend."
I have such a crush on Aria 😭
July 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I have such a crush on Aria 😭
Stoned Sunday Porning 🌄
July 13, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Stoned Sunday Porning 🌄
Porn dudes all "oh it's so tight" like, yeah man, you got a dong the size of a pringles can, anywhere you put that thing is gonna be tight.
July 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Porn dudes all "oh it's so tight" like, yeah man, you got a dong the size of a pringles can, anywhere you put that thing is gonna be tight.
Tryna find a girl who looks at me like this.
June 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Tryna find a girl who looks at me like this.
Kali is killing me with these tanlines, help 😩
March 25, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Kali is killing me with these tanlines, help 😩
Forever crushing on Kenzie 😩
March 17, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Forever crushing on Kenzie 😩
🌄 Stoned Sunday Porning 🛐
🍑🙌
🍑🙌
February 23, 2025 at 11:20 AM
🌄 Stoned Sunday Porning 🛐
🍑🙌
🍑🙌
How baked am I? I'm sitting here naked laughing at the thought that "baked" and "naked" don't rhyme.
February 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
How baked am I? I'm sitting here naked laughing at the thought that "baked" and "naked" don't rhyme.
Tonight's special plans:
- take nap
- get baked
- bust nut
- eat pizza
- watch cartoons
- take nap
- get baked
- bust nut
- eat pizza
- watch cartoons
February 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Tonight's special plans:
- take nap
- get baked
- bust nut
- eat pizza
- watch cartoons
- take nap
- get baked
- bust nut
- eat pizza
- watch cartoons
Every Madison Wilde pic is like this
February 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Every Madison Wilde pic is like this