An Atavistic Device
@d3vice.bsky.social
Ask not for whom the microwave beeps.
Knocked me flat for a good 36hrs.
October 30, 2023 at 10:19 PM
Knocked me flat for a good 36hrs.
Halloween Adults are only slightly less weird than Disney Adults.
October 30, 2023 at 10:13 PM
Halloween Adults are only slightly less weird than Disney Adults.
(I've been looking for an opportunity to use this.)
October 26, 2023 at 4:45 PM
(I've been looking for an opportunity to use this.)
Exactly. Luckily I am rarely tempted to engage. 🤣
October 23, 2023 at 7:24 PM
Exactly. Luckily I am rarely tempted to engage. 🤣
I just have a rote answer I always give. If anyone actually cared or listened they would have noticed by now.
October 23, 2023 at 7:21 PM
I just have a rote answer I always give. If anyone actually cared or listened they would have noticed by now.
Anyone, anytime: So, what have you been up to?
My brain: *a sucking, black void*
My brain: *a sucking, black void*
October 23, 2023 at 7:14 PM
Anyone, anytime: So, what have you been up to?
My brain: *a sucking, black void*
My brain: *a sucking, black void*
Fleshlight?!?
Look, if you're not scraping your genitals raw on gritty, pitted, lichen covered stone, you're missing at least half the experience.
Look, if you're not scraping your genitals raw on gritty, pitted, lichen covered stone, you're missing at least half the experience.
October 23, 2023 at 6:58 PM
Fleshlight?!?
Look, if you're not scraping your genitals raw on gritty, pitted, lichen covered stone, you're missing at least half the experience.
Look, if you're not scraping your genitals raw on gritty, pitted, lichen covered stone, you're missing at least half the experience.