D4rkong
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D4rkong
@d4rkong.bsky.social
He/Him/Doom
Ooh we shittin' on Adobe? I am here for it. I swore a blood oath years ago to die mad at them for what they did to Macromedia.
February 7, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Good news. Its back and still good.
February 7, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Oooookay, i just threw up in my mouth a bit. This man needs to be fired out of a cannon.
February 3, 2026 at 12:14 PM
I'd like to add another Richard, Richard Owen. Credited for the term dinosaur and an all round bigot and arsehole.
February 3, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Yes it's bad, but if you don't know of the things already, don't go digging further. Your life will be better without this particular knowledge.
January 31, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Na, the scramble for power to be the heir will be instant, brutal and also pathetic. To keep it under wraps, even briefly, would need all of these ghouls to stick together and no one to break rank, it ain't gonna happen.
January 28, 2026 at 6:47 PM
If Tillis is moving on this then it almost certainly means that their internal polling reports are catastrophic.
January 28, 2026 at 11:14 AM
There is no battle over the truth. There is just a government who is blatantly lying and a cowardly complicit media who'll pretend there's anything more than lying happening in the hope that the dementia addled president won't go after you.

Fucking worthless cowards.
January 26, 2026 at 1:01 PM
I mean, marginal improvement yes, but don't forget all the work that Microsoft have done to make it worse.
January 21, 2026 at 7:18 PM
When you're begging people to use your shit, then your shit must be some very shitty shit.
January 21, 2026 at 12:57 PM
They wanted the British electorate to give them a chance, and for some reason we did. And their MPs have shown to be work shy and their councils are disasterous. Not exactly a great audition.
January 14, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Stripping the copper wiring out of the walls on the way down...
January 14, 2026 at 10:58 AM
How's anyone still falling for this? This was as blatant as trumpcoin and hawktuah, how the fuck do people fall for it time and time again?
January 13, 2026 at 12:55 PM
This moron has taken every bit of the goodwill larion built up and torched it.
January 9, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Please, we'll do something utterly humiliating and mockery worthy well before a full week has elapsed.
January 9, 2026 at 11:55 AM
If Dell have managed to figure out it's over, it's really fuckin over.
January 7, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Sounds like the movie knew its source material very well.
January 5, 2026 at 11:35 AM
If he survives to write them his memoirs are going to be something else.
December 31, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I love the logic of the pokemon universe.

Here is the actual god of the pokemon universe, creator of all you behold!

Gets its shit kicked in by a little orange guy with big hands who are more common than pidgeons.
December 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
They will. This swamp has no bottom.
December 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Maybe but I am willing to let this experiment continue.
December 21, 2025 at 11:16 AM
This sounds desperate, like 'we are almost insolvant' desperate.

Surely they cannot possibly have screwed up that badly.
December 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Is this what they call a recession indicator? 🤔
December 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM