The second-worst person is Sam Wainwright because his vibes are absolutely cursed. The Donkey Call is egregious. Also, he’s calling Mary while canoodling with some other girl in New York. Some* call him cinema’s first fuckboi.

*It’s me. I call him cinema’s first fuckboi.

Tom is the worst person in that movie. George is putting his own money in people’s palms to get them through the week, and Tom wants to come in here talking about $242? During the Depression? A blight on society.

“Hello, I am Professor Curly Willowtips, and I will be teaching you Defense Against the Dark Arts this semester.”

Happy Bird Day. #Thanksgiving

My wife and I started watching holiday trash tonight, because why not? We started with a doozy. I was not mentally prepared for what we saw. 10/10. Will be contemplating the philosophical implications of snowman sentience for years to come.

Threads should allow you to change your display name without it effecting your IG display name, because this is gold.

The lunch in question. 10/10 Absolutely life-changing sandwich. No notes.

I wanted to banish this to the deepest reaches of the abyss.

Made some delicious Kimchi fried rice (base recipe courtesy of Serious Eats) and was able to incorporate my NJ roots. Taylor Ham in place of the more traditional Spam. 10/10. A certified banger.