No shit, Sherlock. Ffs you’re the loseriest losers.
January 25, 2026 at 4:55 AM
No shit, Sherlock. Ffs you’re the loseriest losers.
As if they’re going to say he was unarmed? You spineless cowards. Hell isn’t hot enough.
January 24, 2026 at 5:31 PM
As if they’re going to say he was unarmed? You spineless cowards. Hell isn’t hot enough.
🤣 this made me laugh. Thank you.
January 3, 2026 at 4:30 AM
🤣 this made me laugh. Thank you.
What a shitty end to a shitty news weekend. Good god.
December 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
What a shitty end to a shitty news weekend. Good god.
Colorado had mail-in voting well before 2016, and it's been a resounding success. We know exactly why these cretins are doing their best to disparage it.
September 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Colorado had mail-in voting well before 2016, and it's been a resounding success. We know exactly why these cretins are doing their best to disparage it.
Gonna start carrying a sandwich at all times for throwing at fascists. Where can I donate to his bond/legal fund?
August 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Gonna start carrying a sandwich at all times for throwing at fascists. Where can I donate to his bond/legal fund?
This makes me so happy.
February 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
This makes me so happy.
Yes. And, also, dead kids can’t pay him money like the gun lobby can.
February 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Yes. And, also, dead kids can’t pay him money like the gun lobby can.
Omg. 🤣 I needed that laugh today.
February 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Omg. 🤣 I needed that laugh today.
NOT a buyout. You essentially resign as of 9/30 and get to continue teleworking until then.
January 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
NOT a buyout. You essentially resign as of 9/30 and get to continue teleworking until then.
Not a buyout. You agree to resign as of 9/30 and essentially get to continue teleworking. Go to r/fednews to read the email.
January 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Not a buyout. You agree to resign as of 9/30 and essentially get to continue teleworking. Go to r/fednews to read the email.
Yeah, it’s honestly terrifying.
January 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Yeah, it’s honestly terrifying.
Check out r/fednews on Reddit for up-to-date shenanigans of the current admin.
January 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Check out r/fednews on Reddit for up-to-date shenanigans of the current admin.
It was originally posted on the r/fednews subreddit early this morning. The author deleted the post not too long after. (I saw the original post.) great place to see all the shite federal employees are going through right now.
January 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
It was originally posted on the r/fednews subreddit early this morning. The author deleted the post not too long after. (I saw the original post.) great place to see all the shite federal employees are going through right now.
Like, I’m sure he can drive his wife crazy and at some point in his life he’s been a mild asshole, but I need Conan O’Brien to stay on his pedestal.
January 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Like, I’m sure he can drive his wife crazy and at some point in his life he’s been a mild asshole, but I need Conan O’Brien to stay on his pedestal.
Cold with snow or just cold? (What I’m really asking is should I drive or fly to Durango for work?)
January 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Cold with snow or just cold? (What I’m really asking is should I drive or fly to Durango for work?)
The man gets to choose whether or not something needing to be aborted is even created at all. Don’t like abortion? Easy. Follow the instructions given to Biff.
January 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The man gets to choose whether or not something needing to be aborted is even created at all. Don’t like abortion? Easy. Follow the instructions given to Biff.
Omg. This is adorable, and I want to carry even a sliver of this energy with me when I turn 46 in a few months.
December 12, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Omg. This is adorable, and I want to carry even a sliver of this energy with me when I turn 46 in a few months.
Definitely have Slovenia and French Polynesia in my top five!
December 3, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Definitely have Slovenia and French Polynesia in my top five!
Certainly on my bucket list, but curious to know what the other four destinations are!
December 3, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Certainly on my bucket list, but curious to know what the other four destinations are!