dactyif.bsky.social
@dactyif.bsky.social
Canadian Conservatives should stand on business and spend all their money on buying Berkshire stock, because according to them PM Carney is just enriching himself through that company.

If they truly believed that they would but they won't. #ccp #liberal #ndp #pollievre #carney
January 24, 2026 at 9:05 PM
My argument for why men have come up with the coolest foods:

No fucking way would any sane woman eat expired milk. Cheese was invented by Claudius daring vespasian to eat it while Livia looked on with patient disgust.

#food #cheese #men
January 11, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Fuck's sake, this is way too on the nose. #ice #fascism
December 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Chronicles of narnia lied to me. Turkish delight absolutely sucks assss. Turkish cuisine is like 99% amazing.

It's like that Tom and Jerry Christmas episode with candy canes. #turkey #narnia #tom&jerry
November 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
It's intentional at this point... #OPM #anime #manga #wtf #onepunchman
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 AM
He gave him the ole razzle dazzle lmaoooo. #donica #lewinski
November 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Treat yourself. Next you order a burrito, get extra rice and then eat it with soy sauce. Trust a stoner, it's like the best Indian curry with mash potatoes instead of fluffy rice. #burrito #soysauce #fusion #mexican #asian
November 15, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Bill Clinton/Gates need to come out and say Trump gave em the ole.... Pink skin flute session. Allegedly. #epstein #trump #GOP #Pedo #pedophile #potus
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I would suck as a vampire, I love garlic too much. #garlic
November 8, 2025 at 10:33 AM
There was a certain charm getting an email from a Nigerian Prince. My boy in India just doesn't hit the same spot. #scams #phonescams
November 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I'm watching morbius because it was universally panned and tyrese did himself no favours with that stashe, pushed himself deeply and needlessly into Unc territory. #morbius #tyrese #marvel
November 3, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I have the same relationship with jerkey that I have with popcorn, delicious but ultimately a manchurian candidate according to my teeth. #snacks
November 3, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Terry Pratchett was philosophy in a wizard's hat riding a witch's broom. #discworld #gnu
October 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
AnW just tastes better in small Canadian towns. #AnW
October 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Never been on a west jet flight that has left on time. Either bad luck or.... #westjet
July 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I'm tired already lol.
January 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I've never wanted to protect something more in my life. #puppy
December 18, 2024 at 4:11 AM
She hasn't moved in a few minutes. #wwe
December 1, 2024 at 12:19 AM
This is madness.
December 1, 2024 at 12:18 AM
There is a toilet seat.
November 30, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Surreal to watch grown adults play fighting while thousands of other adults like myself are cheering them on.
November 30, 2024 at 11:51 PM
First time going to a wwe event. Thirteen year old me would be exctatic.
November 30, 2024 at 11:50 PM
We need to stop recording everything... Private beautiful moments should be kept private.
November 30, 2024 at 12:35 AM
So has no one told drake about the Streisand effect? Take the L my boy lmao. "
#ovo #kdot #NLU
November 27, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Mariah Carey is our ghost of Christmas past, present and future.
November 26, 2024 at 7:50 AM