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Simon
@dadandtwo.bsky.social
Occasionally funny, often an “idiot” according to my kids. Passionate about swimming, rivers, politics and Yorkshire’s countryside.
New year, new me
January 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Temu are masters of making bonkers clickbait
October 18, 2024 at 6:55 PM
I’ve got a Monstera that’s become quite top heavy. I’d like to prune it. Is it too late in the year? Any tips?
September 2, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Morris dancing is only made better by a teenager next to me exclaiming, “How are old people doing that?!”
August 18, 2024 at 1:21 PM
9p PER PACK GIVEN BACK TO FARMERS

How exactly Morrisons? And given it’s 30p more where does the other 21p go? #BackBritishFarming
August 15, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Put your hand up if you’re one of the delusional ones
August 13, 2024 at 4:41 PM
If you could have added one sport or physical challenge to the Olympics which would it be? For me, I’d be the pedalos
August 11, 2024 at 7:49 PM
It’s dahlia time at Newby Hall. I’d forgotten how gorgeous their display was 🌺🌸
August 9, 2024 at 5:13 PM