Gawd of the Dad Bod
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Fatherhood never sleeps, pal. Dad of 👧 + 👯♂️. Let’s chop it up on music, movies, Blazers basketball and sneakers!
Finally! I’ve been waiting for this like a kid watching for Santa!
December 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Finally! I’ve been waiting for this like a kid watching for Santa!
Same w/ Alvin and the Chipmunks. Dave shoos them out of the house at first, until he hears them sing.
December 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Same w/ Alvin and the Chipmunks. Dave shoos them out of the house at first, until he hears them sing.
It reminds me of my favorite Joan Rivers joke, which she made about her own home:
“It looks like where Marie Antoinette lived” (perfect pause) “if she had money.”
“It looks like where Marie Antoinette lived” (perfect pause) “if she had money.”
December 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
It reminds me of my favorite Joan Rivers joke, which she made about her own home:
“It looks like where Marie Antoinette lived” (perfect pause) “if she had money.”
“It looks like where Marie Antoinette lived” (perfect pause) “if she had money.”
I mentioned “binders full of women” to a friend a couple months ago and they didn’t remember that at all. Such a shame.
December 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I mentioned “binders full of women” to a friend a couple months ago and they didn’t remember that at all. Such a shame.
You seen those Vanity Fair pics? Looks like it already is!
December 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
You seen those Vanity Fair pics? Looks like it already is!
I’m fukkin sorry, the golden WHAT now???
December 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I’m fukkin sorry, the golden WHAT now???
and I’M pardoning the fines of all the Florida parolees who were legally given their voting rights back then had them immediately taken away again through a modern-day poll tax loophole! Hooray!
December 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
and I’M pardoning the fines of all the Florida parolees who were legally given their voting rights back then had them immediately taken away again through a modern-day poll tax loophole! Hooray!
NOW ASK IT WHAT 6 7 MEANS
December 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
NOW ASK IT WHAT 6 7 MEANS
Paul Shaffer Does Cher's "O Holy Night" | Letterman
YouTube video by Letterman
youtu.be
December 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Brings a whole new meaning to “We’re No. 1!”
December 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Brings a whole new meaning to “We’re No. 1!”
I mean, if I was trying to distract from beat-scenario-war-crimes and the Epstein Files, I’d come up with a circus sideshow too.
two men standing next to each other with their arms crossed in a hospital room
ALT: two men standing next to each other with their arms crossed in a hospital room
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I mean, if I was trying to distract from beat-scenario-war-crimes and the Epstein Files, I’d come up with a circus sideshow too.
Red Bull: “Red Bull Gives You Wings!”
Me: “Yeah, well, my Santa Juice lets me fly around the world and break into everyone’s house in one night!”
Me: “Yeah, well, my Santa Juice lets me fly around the world and break into everyone’s house in one night!”
December 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Red Bull: “Red Bull Gives You Wings!”
Me: “Yeah, well, my Santa Juice lets me fly around the world and break into everyone’s house in one night!”
Me: “Yeah, well, my Santa Juice lets me fly around the world and break into everyone’s house in one night!”
Also, doing your own research really does a number on your midichlorian count.
December 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Also, doing your own research really does a number on your midichlorian count.
Participating exactly because it’s so cringe feels very on point for Malkmus, so that’s what I’m going with, even if it is willful ignorance.
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Participating exactly because it’s so cringe feels very on point for Malkmus, so that’s what I’m going with, even if it is willful ignorance.
Not enough people listening to MF Doom, apparently.
December 7, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Not enough people listening to MF Doom, apparently.
Quentin Tarantino says “get in and drive that car, Uma, we need it for the shot.”
December 7, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Quentin Tarantino says “get in and drive that car, Uma, we need it for the shot.”
Or … it’s fake rage bait?
a cartoon of a group of kids sitting at picnic tables with the words prove me wrong kids prove me wrong
ALT: a cartoon of a group of kids sitting at picnic tables with the words prove me wrong kids prove me wrong
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Or … it’s fake rage bait?
I don’t see it in there.
December 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I don’t see it in there.
I posted this on the original thread, but can someone post the NYT story with this quote?
December 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I posted this on the original thread, but can someone post the NYT story with this quote?
Can someone post a link to the NYT story with this quote?
December 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Can someone post a link to the NYT story with this quote?
One of them grows up to be Peter Thiel, for sure.
December 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
One of them grows up to be Peter Thiel, for sure.