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Daddi Venus
@daddivenus.bsky.social
· May 11
The libs told me to spell icup and laughed raucously when I courteously obliged
My painting of a very handsome lad
December 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
My painting of a very handsome lad
They could never make me hate you, working class creative Sid from Toy Story
December 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
They could never make me hate you, working class creative Sid from Toy Story
Lots of human habits look silly when you break them down. Like yeah, for fun we drink this juice that makes us stupider, but hear us out: it also causes organ failure
December 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Lots of human habits look silly when you break them down. Like yeah, for fun we drink this juice that makes us stupider, but hear us out: it also causes organ failure
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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the jack off motion personified
November 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
the jack off motion personified
My idea to improve the medical field is that ultrasound technicians should have to take their pants off too so you feel more comfortable
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
My idea to improve the medical field is that ultrasound technicians should have to take their pants off too so you feel more comfortable
Casey Jones Halloween 🎃
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Casey Jones Halloween 🎃
When I was a kid and saw the plastic bottles said “HI, ME 5 CENTS” I assumed the bottle was introducing itself to me and telling me its worth
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 AM
When I was a kid and saw the plastic bottles said “HI, ME 5 CENTS” I assumed the bottle was introducing itself to me and telling me its worth
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drawing butts is fun
October 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
drawing butts is fun
If you don’t beat your meat you can’t have any pudding
October 22, 2025 at 10:44 AM
If you don’t beat your meat you can’t have any pudding
“That’s not good.” —me seeing a car accident, generously offering my astute perspective to the world
October 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
“That’s not good.” —me seeing a car accident, generously offering my astute perspective to the world
Cory in the House Theme (Funeral March Version).mp3
September 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Cory in the House Theme (Funeral March Version).mp3
Hate that people always say “when dinosaurs roamed the earth” why are we assigning such listing, lazy locomotion to the dinosaurs. Maybe they moved with more intention
September 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Hate that people always say “when dinosaurs roamed the earth” why are we assigning such listing, lazy locomotion to the dinosaurs. Maybe they moved with more intention
You never hear of anyone wreaking something other than havoc. I plan to be the first
August 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
You never hear of anyone wreaking something other than havoc. I plan to be the first
*sees a guy wearing a hat that says Pompeii* damn. That’s kinda fucked up
August 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
*sees a guy wearing a hat that says Pompeii* damn. That’s kinda fucked up
Saw a car redder than mine driving beside me on the road and got embarrassed
August 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Saw a car redder than mine driving beside me on the road and got embarrassed
Porn animated in corporate Memphis
August 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Porn animated in corporate Memphis
Loose concept: artist performing on an America’s Got Talent like show where a judge at a panel can vote to end their performance, and they do so right when the contestant is about to draw a large dong into their open mouth
August 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Loose concept: artist performing on an America’s Got Talent like show where a judge at a panel can vote to end their performance, and they do so right when the contestant is about to draw a large dong into their open mouth
Getting caught staring at a girl’s rack and telling her I love her top. A rare example of female privilege
July 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Getting caught staring at a girl’s rack and telling her I love her top. A rare example of female privilege
Thinking of getting adult-onset fetal alcohol syndrome
July 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Thinking of getting adult-onset fetal alcohol syndrome
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being an artist is hilarious because it's like "yeah i can capture and depict the intricacies of the human form" and then 10 minutes later im googling some shit like "bed" because i forgot what basic things look like
July 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
being an artist is hilarious because it's like "yeah i can capture and depict the intricacies of the human form" and then 10 minutes later im googling some shit like "bed" because i forgot what basic things look like
Sober me talking: ayyy lil ma what’s crackalackin lmao
Drunk me talking: Thou still unravish'd bride of quietness, thou foster-child of silence and slow time, Sylvan historian, who canst thus express a flowery tale more sweetly than
Drunk me talking: Thou still unravish'd bride of quietness, thou foster-child of silence and slow time, Sylvan historian, who canst thus express a flowery tale more sweetly than
July 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Sober me talking: ayyy lil ma what’s crackalackin lmao
Drunk me talking: Thou still unravish'd bride of quietness, thou foster-child of silence and slow time, Sylvan historian, who canst thus express a flowery tale more sweetly than
Drunk me talking: Thou still unravish'd bride of quietness, thou foster-child of silence and slow time, Sylvan historian, who canst thus express a flowery tale more sweetly than
My mom woke up from brain surgery and at the hospital I asked her if she heard about Ozzy Osbourne. She said “yes…he was…76” she’s fine send the bitch home
July 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My mom woke up from brain surgery and at the hospital I asked her if she heard about Ozzy Osbourne. She said “yes…he was…76” she’s fine send the bitch home