Daddy Fat Pants
@daddyfatpants.bsky.social
Got blocked by Chuck Woolery before it was cool. Currently hiding my real identity to not scare off clients.
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RIP Chuck Woolery
From Love Connection to Twitter rejection
Now your boy's a friendly ghost with expensive taste
Life comes at you fast.
From Love Connection to Twitter rejection
Now your boy's a friendly ghost with expensive taste
Life comes at you fast.
Is Mateer betting on games again? What's going on?
December 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Is Mateer betting on games again? What's going on?
Is the Halloween stuff out at Costco yet?
December 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Is the Halloween stuff out at Costco yet?
I know I look like homeless because workers are asking if they can help me in Costco
December 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I know I look like homeless because workers are asking if they can help me in Costco
Getting an Elf on the Shelf is like freebasing opium. It feels really fun for the first 30 seconds and then it ruins your entire life.
December 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Getting an Elf on the Shelf is like freebasing opium. It feels really fun for the first 30 seconds and then it ruins your entire life.
Sometimes you need to burn away what doesn't work.
December 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Sometimes you need to burn away what doesn't work.
Current POV I'm Tom Brady asking Dean Blandino how football works
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Current POV I'm Tom Brady asking Dean Blandino how football works
He died as he lived: surrounded by family, jazz music, and at least six open Diet Cokes. We lost a national treasure.
Come together tomorrow at 10am PT with the On Cinema Family as we remember G. Amato.
HEI Network subscribers will have access to watch the memorial live on the HEI website and the HEI App. Replay will be available for Subs after the service has ended.
heinetwork.tv/celebrating-...
HEI Network subscribers will have access to watch the memorial live on the HEI website and the HEI App. Replay will be available for Subs after the service has ended.
heinetwork.tv/celebrating-...
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
He died as he lived: surrounded by family, jazz music, and at least six open Diet Cokes. We lost a national treasure.
Well we're back bitches.
November 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Well we're back bitches.
Republicans are stealing the blood of children like vampires www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/08...
Peter Thiel Wants to Inject Himself With Young People’s Blood
The Silicon Valley billionaire reportedly sees blood transfusions as the pathway to radical life extension.
www.vanityfair.com
February 3, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Republicans are stealing the blood of children like vampires www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/08...
I made a post attacking Kamala for being too conservative and some clown called me MAGA. This is where the Democratic party is. Great.
January 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I made a post attacking Kamala for being too conservative and some clown called me MAGA. This is where the Democratic party is. Great.
Are we allowed to make fun of Baron this time?
January 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Are we allowed to make fun of Baron this time?
Wait if they caught the CEO shooter then who's this handsome man who's been hiding in my basement for a week?
December 9, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Wait if they caught the CEO shooter then who's this handsome man who's been hiding in my basement for a week?
I just wondered to myself if Trump will pardon Diddy and I searched "pardon Diddy" on bluesky and my thought was certainly NOT UNIQUE lol
December 7, 2024 at 2:32 AM
I just wondered to myself if Trump will pardon Diddy and I searched "pardon Diddy" on bluesky and my thought was certainly NOT UNIQUE lol
In college Goff was down on that handoff. His knee touched. 😳#GoLions
December 6, 2024 at 4:29 AM
In college Goff was down on that handoff. His knee touched. 😳#GoLions
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It really is quite touching.
I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.
I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.
December 5, 2024 at 4:51 PM
It really is quite touching.
I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.
I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.
Looks like Blue Cross's CEO decided she didn't want to get capped: "Anthem reverses plans to put time limits on anesthesia coverage"
www.npr.org/2024/12/05/n...
www.npr.org/2024/12/05/n...
Anthem plans to put time limits on anesthesia coverage, alarming doctors and patients
Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield says it will put time limits on anesthesia care starting next year. Doctors and elected officials, including in New York and Connecticut, are asking it to change course.
www.npr.org
December 5, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Looks like Blue Cross's CEO decided she didn't want to get capped: "Anthem reverses plans to put time limits on anesthesia coverage"
www.npr.org/2024/12/05/n...
www.npr.org/2024/12/05/n...
Ohio State has a skill issue.
November 30, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Ohio State has a skill issue.
"By any means necessary" includes teaching your kids that student debt is just modern slavery with extra paperwork. 💸
November 27, 2024 at 10:07 AM
"By any means necessary" includes teaching your kids that student debt is just modern slavery with extra paperwork. 💸
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If you came from the old place and want to reconnect with your Dem friends, we're going to help you get started.
Hit the like button, reply with #NoDemUnder1K, and most importantly, REPOST, then follow each other back.
The EASIEST way to follow is clicking "reposts" and going down the list.
Hit the like button, reply with #NoDemUnder1K, and most importantly, REPOST, then follow each other back.
The EASIEST way to follow is clicking "reposts" and going down the list.
November 15, 2024 at 3:59 AM
If you came from the old place and want to reconnect with your Dem friends, we're going to help you get started.
Hit the like button, reply with #NoDemUnder1K, and most importantly, REPOST, then follow each other back.
The EASIEST way to follow is clicking "reposts" and going down the list.
Hit the like button, reply with #NoDemUnder1K, and most importantly, REPOST, then follow each other back.
The EASIEST way to follow is clicking "reposts" and going down the list.
Maize and blue Chargers uniforms confirm it - Harbaugh got custody of everything.
November 26, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Maize and blue Chargers uniforms confirm it - Harbaugh got custody of everything.
RIP Chuck Woolery
From Love Connection to Twitter rejection
Now your boy's a friendly ghost with expensive taste
Life comes at you fast.
From Love Connection to Twitter rejection
Now your boy's a friendly ghost with expensive taste
Life comes at you fast.
November 25, 2024 at 9:04 PM
RIP Chuck Woolery
From Love Connection to Twitter rejection
Now your boy's a friendly ghost with expensive taste
Life comes at you fast.
From Love Connection to Twitter rejection
Now your boy's a friendly ghost with expensive taste
Life comes at you fast.