Your Lord and Savior, Milk
@daddymilk.bsky.social
1 ticket to The Pussy Crusher, please.
Dr Dre once said:
Don't ever let me slip, cause if I slip, then I be slippin into the lava, and I'm tryna keep from going under
Don't ever let me slip, cause if I slip, then I be slippin into the lava, and I'm tryna keep from going under
August 25, 2023 at 8:01 PM
Dr Dre once said:
Don't ever let me slip, cause if I slip, then I be slippin into the lava, and I'm tryna keep from going under
Don't ever let me slip, cause if I slip, then I be slippin into the lava, and I'm tryna keep from going under
I've seen a lot of people call posting here "Skeeting" and not only do I love it. I've actually did the math and have been sheeting on average 4.7 times a day since the age of 12.
(The 3.5 months I spent in bed with a broken leg added about 2.4 to the original total)
(The 3.5 months I spent in bed with a broken leg added about 2.4 to the original total)
August 25, 2023 at 3:03 AM
I've seen a lot of people call posting here "Skeeting" and not only do I love it. I've actually did the math and have been sheeting on average 4.7 times a day since the age of 12.
(The 3.5 months I spent in bed with a broken leg added about 2.4 to the original total)
(The 3.5 months I spent in bed with a broken leg added about 2.4 to the original total)
There's a lot of people giving advice about how to get out of a car underwater when the best advice they could give you is to just die
August 24, 2023 at 5:52 PM
There's a lot of people giving advice about how to get out of a car underwater when the best advice they could give you is to just die
Have some cummies. As a treat
August 24, 2023 at 5:46 PM
Have some cummies. As a treat
Her: my IUD fell out
Me: nvm, unnutted
Me: nvm, unnutted
August 24, 2023 at 4:40 PM
Her: my IUD fell out
Me: nvm, unnutted
Me: nvm, unnutted
Being assumed straight is 10/10, it's always "oh imma turn you"
Like "oh nooo, some bussy. What ever will I do, I'm so straight, I can't possibly be down to try and impregnate another man"
Like "oh nooo, some bussy. What ever will I do, I'm so straight, I can't possibly be down to try and impregnate another man"
August 24, 2023 at 4:37 PM
Being assumed straight is 10/10, it's always "oh imma turn you"
Like "oh nooo, some bussy. What ever will I do, I'm so straight, I can't possibly be down to try and impregnate another man"
Like "oh nooo, some bussy. What ever will I do, I'm so straight, I can't possibly be down to try and impregnate another man"
Yea, I've heard of the Deep State, but have you ever heard of Deep Troat?
Didn't think so noob
Didn't think so noob
August 24, 2023 at 4:34 PM
Yea, I've heard of the Deep State, but have you ever heard of Deep Troat?
Didn't think so noob
Didn't think so noob
"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting"
My good sir, pussy is the crux upon which the barter system is build. You are looking at it like a commodity when it is, intact, a service. A service which, if seen through to the end produces another laborer for the factories and mines of The Man
My good sir, pussy is the crux upon which the barter system is build. You are looking at it like a commodity when it is, intact, a service. A service which, if seen through to the end produces another laborer for the factories and mines of The Man
August 24, 2023 at 4:30 PM
"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting"
My good sir, pussy is the crux upon which the barter system is build. You are looking at it like a commodity when it is, intact, a service. A service which, if seen through to the end produces another laborer for the factories and mines of The Man
My good sir, pussy is the crux upon which the barter system is build. You are looking at it like a commodity when it is, intact, a service. A service which, if seen through to the end produces another laborer for the factories and mines of The Man
Yea affordable housing would be cool but have you ever sucked marinara sauce off a girl's dick? Way cooler
August 24, 2023 at 4:26 PM
Yea affordable housing would be cool but have you ever sucked marinara sauce off a girl's dick? Way cooler
Macho Man: IM GONNA ROLL UP THE COMPETITION AND SMOKE EM
Jordan Peterson: well wHaT even is the competition? It's like, ok, you can smoke em, Randy. But what about the young men that can't smoke em? who's gonna stand up for the little guy you know? Like is ordering pizza escaping world hunger?
Jordan Peterson: well wHaT even is the competition? It's like, ok, you can smoke em, Randy. But what about the young men that can't smoke em? who's gonna stand up for the little guy you know? Like is ordering pizza escaping world hunger?
August 24, 2023 at 4:23 PM
Macho Man: IM GONNA ROLL UP THE COMPETITION AND SMOKE EM
Jordan Peterson: well wHaT even is the competition? It's like, ok, you can smoke em, Randy. But what about the young men that can't smoke em? who's gonna stand up for the little guy you know? Like is ordering pizza escaping world hunger?
Jordan Peterson: well wHaT even is the competition? It's like, ok, you can smoke em, Randy. But what about the young men that can't smoke em? who's gonna stand up for the little guy you know? Like is ordering pizza escaping world hunger?
Me: Naw girl I still think you cute, I just wasn't expecting your pussy to taste like Pepsi Cola
Lana Del Ray: you thought I was lying?
Lana Del Ray: you thought I was lying?
August 24, 2023 at 4:13 PM
Me: Naw girl I still think you cute, I just wasn't expecting your pussy to taste like Pepsi Cola
Lana Del Ray: you thought I was lying?
Lana Del Ray: you thought I was lying?
*my hands full of spaghetti*
The old gods weep in silence The whispers of chaos will seed corruption among the masses and darkness shall befall the land The debts man will be paid in flesh Blood for the blood God Skulls for the skull throne
My waiter: Sir this is a Carrabas, now please say when.
The old gods weep in silence The whispers of chaos will seed corruption among the masses and darkness shall befall the land The debts man will be paid in flesh Blood for the blood God Skulls for the skull throne
My waiter: Sir this is a Carrabas, now please say when.
August 24, 2023 at 3:54 PM
*my hands full of spaghetti*
The old gods weep in silence The whispers of chaos will seed corruption among the masses and darkness shall befall the land The debts man will be paid in flesh Blood for the blood God Skulls for the skull throne
My waiter: Sir this is a Carrabas, now please say when.
The old gods weep in silence The whispers of chaos will seed corruption among the masses and darkness shall befall the land The debts man will be paid in flesh Blood for the blood God Skulls for the skull throne
My waiter: Sir this is a Carrabas, now please say when.
Night vision is gay.
Literally spending thousands of dollars to see other men better at night.
Sus
Literally spending thousands of dollars to see other men better at night.
Sus
August 24, 2023 at 3:45 PM
Night vision is gay.
Literally spending thousands of dollars to see other men better at night.
Sus
Literally spending thousands of dollars to see other men better at night.
Sus
Your rizz is fizzling in her dms
I'm eating raw meat in the dumpster of a Krogers completely naked, using the moth man mating call and a slinky as toilet paper
We are not the same
I'm eating raw meat in the dumpster of a Krogers completely naked, using the moth man mating call and a slinky as toilet paper
We are not the same
August 24, 2023 at 3:41 PM
Your rizz is fizzling in her dms
I'm eating raw meat in the dumpster of a Krogers completely naked, using the moth man mating call and a slinky as toilet paper
We are not the same
I'm eating raw meat in the dumpster of a Krogers completely naked, using the moth man mating call and a slinky as toilet paper
We are not the same
I was born at the age of 6 without a face The doctors said had I completely consumed the twin the in womb I may have assimilated their face in time but there was nothing they could do Now I wander the streets of down town looking for a kind stranger to donate their flesh mask to my eternal suffering
August 24, 2023 at 3:39 PM
I was born at the age of 6 without a face The doctors said had I completely consumed the twin the in womb I may have assimilated their face in time but there was nothing they could do Now I wander the streets of down town looking for a kind stranger to donate their flesh mask to my eternal suffering
Discovered in the wild
August 24, 2023 at 3:35 PM
Discovered in the wild
*at the Starbucks on Femboy Island*
GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY BEFORE I START BUSTING
*my future boywife behind the counter*
bust where daddy? :3 uWu
GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY BEFORE I START BUSTING
*my future boywife behind the counter*
bust where daddy? :3 uWu
August 24, 2023 at 2:27 PM
*at the Starbucks on Femboy Island*
GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY BEFORE I START BUSTING
*my future boywife behind the counter*
bust where daddy? :3 uWu
GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY BEFORE I START BUSTING
*my future boywife behind the counter*
bust where daddy? :3 uWu
Only 2 things make me bust. Good pussy and federal agents.
August 24, 2023 at 12:34 PM
Only 2 things make me bust. Good pussy and federal agents.