Alt Too Well (Dad's Version)
Alt Too Well (Dad's Version)
@dadinthewhitecity.bsky.social
This seems like a polite enough way to look at my friends' butts.
I don't know if cruising culture has been compromised by the apps or something, but some folks at my gym that need to learn what a "no" looks like. Not "try again tomorrow," not "wag your dick at me until I look," not "follow me from the sauna to the shower." It's no. Good luck, leave me alone.
December 1, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I'm sorry, did my @grindr.bsky.social just play a brief snippet of Christina Aguilera?
September 18, 2025 at 12:14 PM
To the jacked 20-something man doing landscaping down the block: I have no plans today, and I'm on PrEP. Let me know when your lunch break is.

I'm seriously going to go full Blanche Devereaux on this guy.
August 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Why is every alt description on here like, "Hung idiot muscle top himbo who pushes on pull doors. Free Palestine"?

And why do I watch all their content?
June 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Short list of things I've been called:

Daddy
Dad
Coach
King
Sir
Papi
Papasito

I have no complaints about any of these.
May 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM