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DadMovie Dad @dadmovie-dad.bsky.social · 16h

a cartoon drawing of a wooden plank with a face drawn on it and the words #plank plankking below it

ALT: a cartoon drawing of a wooden plank with a face drawn on it and the words #plank plankking below it

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DadMovie Dad @dadmovie-dad.bsky.social · 23h

Side note: watching rich people swat at flies is my happy place.

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DadMovie Dad @dadmovie-dad.bsky.social · 23h

3 things I learned from #DragMeToHell:

1. Pay your mortgage on time.
2. If someone is not paying their mortgage on time, don't piss them off.
3. In the land of the sighted, the one-eyed woman is sort of creepy.

#filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies

www.imdb.com/title/tt1127...

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DadMovie Dad @dadmovie-dad.bsky.social · 1d

3 things I learned from #ElviraMistressOfTheDark:

1. It pays to have a magical estranged great aunt.
2. No one spends $50 on a cookbook for sentimental reasons.
3. Using gold glitter basically guarantees a standing ovulation.

#filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies

www.imdb.com/title/tt0095...

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DadMovie Dad @dadmovie-dad.bsky.social · 2d

3 things I learned from #NightOfTheReaper:

1. Sure is boring watching someone play Centipede.
2. If the cops can't solve a murder, maybe check with the babysitter.
3. No such thing as too much cowbell.

#filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies

www.imdb.com/title/tt3437...

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DadMovie Dad @dadmovie-dad.bsky.social · 3d

3 things I learned from #28YearsLater:

1. Churches are becoming less and less safe.
2. No one likes an alpha.
3. Dang, maybe not all orange people are evil. 🤔

#filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies

www.imdb.com/title/tt1054...

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DadMovie Dad @dadmovie-dad.bsky.social · 4d

3 things I learned from #28WeeksLater:

1. No kissing your spouse after they've died.
2. Anyone one saying "Everything is fine," while crying is a liar.
3. The enemy of your enemy is also your enemy.

#filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies

www.imdb.com/title/tt0463...

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DadMovie Dad @dadmovie-dad.bsky.social · 5d

3 things I learned from #28DaysLater:

1. Don't skip cardio day.
2. Never stand underneath dead bodies.
3. People are the absolute worst.

#filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies

www.imdb.com/title/tt0289...

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DadMovie Dad @dadmovie-dad.bsky.social · 6d

Pandorum

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DadMovie Dad @dadmovie-dad.bsky.social · 6d

3 things I learned from #TheToxicAvenger (2025):

1. Careful which way you shot your acid urine.
2. A toilet will absolutely obliterate a human head.
3. The company you work for doesn't care about you.

Side notes: No parkour!

#filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies

www.imdb.com/title/tt1633...

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DadMovie Dad @dadmovie-dad.bsky.social · 7d

3 things I learned from #TheTexasChainsawMassacre:

1. Proud of your job? Carry around photos of your work to share with others.
2. Blowing raspberries will help you feel better.
3. Good table manners exemplify a sophisticated family.

#filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #Horrormovies

www.imdb.com/title/tt0072...

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DadMovie Dad @dadmovie-dad.bsky.social · 7d

#ScaryMovieMonth begins!

Remember when I showed you all those movies you were way too young to be watching? What else are dads for?

Check back for lots of movie wisdom from a solid 31 days of terror. You'll be wetting the bed again in no time.

#filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 #Horrormovies

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DadMovie Dad @dadmovie-dad.bsky.social · 8d

This is a great take.

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DadMovie Dad @dadmovie-dad.bsky.social · 8d

3 things I learned from #Relay:

1. Have curtains.
2. If someone is too good to be real, they probably aren't.
3. Eye liner = evil.

#filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬

www.imdb.com/title/tt1153...

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DadMovie Dad @dadmovie-dad.bsky.social · 9d

3 things I learned from #MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail:

1. Ducks float.
2. Pay attention to the teeth.
3. A good spanking now and then doesn't hurt.

#filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 #ni

www.imdb.com/title/tt0071...

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DadMovie Dad @dadmovie-dad.bsky.social · 10d

3 things I learned from #WhatDreamsMayCome:

1. All dogs go to heaven.
2. Don't hesitate to step over a few people on your way to Hell.
3. Sometimes when you lose, you win.

#filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬

www.imdb.com/title/tt0120...

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DadMovie Dad @dadmovie-dad.bsky.social · 11d

Excited for this to be the cars land Disney is building in Florida!

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DadMovie Dad @dadmovie-dad.bsky.social · 11d

3 things I learned from #F1TheMovie:

1. Losing at poker is the fastest way into a woman's heart.
2. Don't post pics of your mom.
3. A gambling addiction will either make your life waaay worse or waaaaaaaay better.

#filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬

www.imdb.com/title/tt1631...

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DadMovie Dad @dadmovie-dad.bsky.social · 12d

3 things I learned from #TheA-Frame:

1. Don't be late to cancer support meetings.
2. Never mix up male and female cats.
3. It's a real bummer to still be alive after being liquified.

#filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 #Horrormovies

www.imdb.com/title/tt2765...

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DadMovie Dad @dadmovie-dad.bsky.social · 13d

Gotta read that contract!

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DadMovie Dad @dadmovie-dad.bsky.social · 13d

3 things I learned from #WillyWonka&TheChocolateFactory:

1. If you're feeling blue, seek professional help.
2. Pay attention to anyone singing you advice.
3. Grandparents who say they're too tired to get up are LIARS.

#filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬

www.imdb.com/title/tt0067...

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DadMovie Dad @dadmovie-dad.bsky.social · 14d

That’s my boy. 🥇

DadMovie Dad @dadmovie-dad.bsky.social · 14d

3 things I learned from #TheCleaner:

1. Window cleaners spend surprisingly little time cleaning.
2. Drop it from high enough, and a sponge can absolutely obliterate a person.
3. Never be a bad guy with good intentions. 💀💀💀

#filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬

www.imdb.com/title/tt2781...

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DadMovie Dad @dadmovie-dad.bsky.social · 14d

It's definitely a dialogue driven stage play in movie form so be ready for that, but yeah I really enjoyed it.

🍔🍔🍔🍔 out of 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔

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DadMovie Dad @dadmovie-dad.bsky.social · 15d

3 things I learned from #TheArtificeGirl:

1. Only a few particular types of people use chat rooms these days.
2. Everything has a secret.
3. Being miserable, more than anything else, is what makes us human.

#filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬

www.imdb.com/title/tt2085...

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