You stopped reading half way through the post didn’t you? You’re not alone, a lot of replies are treating a fun post like it’s the opening for a joint treatise on child rearing.

Also, the kids are mostly fine. It’s the geriatrics we should be worrying about.

I’d argue that there’s some freedom in my wife and I looking at each other, realizing neither of us feels like cooking, and ordering out instead. Absolutely a luxury, but no sane person would argue it isn’t.

You use the word “objectively” and then proceed to give a subjective opinion…