A message to the 2025 Eagles: the 2024 Super Bowl champs aren’t coming to save you, we know that now. You’re on your own. You gotta figure this out yourselves with what you got right now. Go birds.

Partners in the law firms that settled with Trump are probably realizing now exactly what kind of “pro administration” work they’ll be doing, congratulations.

When @iwriteok.bsky.social finally writes the 10-part definitive Behind the Bastard on Jerry Jones, I predict it will draw 15 million additional listeners. People are calling for it very strongly.

Happy first of May everyone! youtu.be/w1GD_T-3oLU?...

This was the shit I inhaled in high school. Larry Niven is probably a fascist now, but I found this in the basement and I’m looking forward to reliving the 80s.

My kid lost her job in NJ as a case manager helping to resettle immigrants. The whole agency got shut down last week. I find myself getting increasingly angry the more I think about it and I can't stop thinking about it. Just the absolute senselessness and waste of it all, did not have to happen

What We've Lost:
Allow me to introduce you to IRise: interfaithrise.org. This is a fantastic organization that provides amazing support to immigrants. Until today, when the whole org was shuttered and all employees laid off, including my daughter. All due to the capricious whim of a maniac.

Off to the word mines for the day but everyone needs cheering up on a Sunday like this. I've told this one before but anyway, gather around, children, for this is the story of how my paternal grandmother, the quietest woman to ever live, beat up the most famous magician in Asia during his act

[setting: a wingding, in a dugout that my dad bullt]

Don: introduce me to that big blond
Me: Fine, Don, but don’t be weird like the last time, man.
Me: Barbara, I want to introduce you to my friend D-
Don: DO YOU HAVE A STEADY BOYFRIEND? CAUSE HONEY I BEEN WATCHING YOU
Me: goddammit Don

Have I told you lately that you have a

Holy shit. One of the guys at the grocery store is a big cowboys fan so we get it into every Sunday when I come in. I was getting ready to lay into him today, but I busted out laughing when I saw him. He’s really leaning in and I applaud him for it.

I can’t even imagine where I would be right now emotionally and psychologically if my football team wasn’t really good. Thank god for the eagles.

Go birds.

It’s cowboys week but it doesn’t feel like it. I take solace from the fact that the last time T was elected the Eagles won the Super Bowl. Silver lining? Ugh.