Johnny Brothers
@dadwithboner.bsky.social
Husband🤵♂️ Father 🧑🧑🧒🧒 Homeowner🏡 2014 Toyota FJ Cruiser 4.0 L V6 🚙 Buffalo Trace 🥃 Peyronie Disease 🥕 Art Porn 🐷 Luke 1:60 ✝️
Good thing I shorted the market. Now my brokerage account is bigger than my dick! Wait up, honey, I’ll be home soon! 📈🤤
April 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Good thing I shorted the market. Now my brokerage account is bigger than my dick! Wait up, honey, I’ll be home soon! 📈🤤
At a baseball card show with my son. We were coming around a corner and my stupid dick accidentally knocked over a display case 🤦What a debacle! Sorry guy, some points might be shaved off that 10/10 Trout after that fiasco.
July 24, 2024 at 1:17 PM
At a baseball card show with my son. We were coming around a corner and my stupid dick accidentally knocked over a display case 🤦What a debacle! Sorry guy, some points might be shaved off that 10/10 Trout after that fiasco.
Doing some electrical work and accidentally put my dick in a socket. That’s enough household work for today. I’m calling an electrician.
July 22, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Doing some electrical work and accidentally put my dick in a socket. That’s enough household work for today. I’m calling an electrician.
Don’t you hate it when your kids’ friends are over and they won’t stop kicking your big boner? This happen to anyone else? Ouch!!!
July 21, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Don’t you hate it when your kids’ friends are over and they won’t stop kicking your big boner? This happen to anyone else? Ouch!!!
Man I HATE it when I’m doin stuff on my workbench and my big dumb boner gets in the way and I accidentally smash it with the business end of a claw hammer. Anyone else run into this shit? Hopefully someone who works at a hammer company sees this and adds a warning to the instruction manual.
July 20, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Man I HATE it when I’m doin stuff on my workbench and my big dumb boner gets in the way and I accidentally smash it with the business end of a claw hammer. Anyone else run into this shit? Hopefully someone who works at a hammer company sees this and adds a warning to the instruction manual.
Hey gang! Name’s Gary and I’m new to this platform. I’m married to a wonderful wife (15 years if you can believe it!) and have 2 beautiful children (12 and 8). Oh, and I have a big stupid boner that’s constantly interfering with my day-to-day life. Looking forward to interacting with everyone!
July 20, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Hey gang! Name’s Gary and I’m new to this platform. I’m married to a wonderful wife (15 years if you can believe it!) and have 2 beautiful children (12 and 8). Oh, and I have a big stupid boner that’s constantly interfering with my day-to-day life. Looking forward to interacting with everyone!