daeandrea.bsky.social
@daeandrea.bsky.social
The best bagel I ever had was at Spread Bagelry in Philadelphia. It was a wood-fired poppyseed bagel with lox schmear. I will never forget it.
February 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Honestly, instead of impossible meat tacos, I would rather just put black beans in a taco with avocado and hot sauce.

Why does America have to overcomplicate/over-process plant-based?
January 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Egg salad makes me happy.

The key is to add a little bit of sweet relish.
January 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Snakes on a Plane is not an ideal in-flight movie.
January 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I could literally stuff my face full of hummus right now.

Would you want to see that? Would you pay to see that?
January 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The federal government is trying to scare us trans people, and I'm just not playing that game. I'm just gonna live my life on my terms, and fuck the hataz.
January 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I think I'm gonna animate the most traumatic experience in my life.
January 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I would love to visit Alaska again. I just don't know if it's really safe for trans people right now.
January 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
@illwillpress.bsky.social you made it into the neurotic intimates...

youtu.be/WrV0oAYbVso?...
I Was a Teenage Enby - 40% Off All Neurotic Intimates
YouTube video by C.S. Hette
youtu.be
January 20, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I cough farted in front of my students. Fortunately, it was only 2 of them.
January 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I'm fucked up from COVID and the wildfires, and nobody is helping me.

Fuck the fucking fuckers.
January 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Today while subbing I learned that I can fart in the band room, and the other woodwinds will cover up my woodwind.
January 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
When you go on estrogen, your 🍆 starts to smell like a 😽

#themoreyouknow
January 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Lily Tino has posted videos on pornhub... No thank you.

Tbh, there aren't enough dildos in the world to make how she treats restaurant staff sexy.
January 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
What is it with guys calling it a hair system? Like, bruh, it's a wig.
January 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Hollar if you remember Foamy the Squirrel.
January 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My 😽 stinks.
January 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I made chana masala for dinner tonight. It came out really good.
January 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM