Tonio
@daetonio.bsky.social
Digital herpetologist, crazy cat lord in training, gamer (forever casual), boardgamer, rpgamer, codebreaking enthusiast
I think that might be why he's pushing Greenland so much, so he can declare some kind of state of emergency and activate some obscure presidential god mode,suspending what little civil rights remain intact. But that might be just my mental apocalypse generator working overtime.
January 14, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I think that might be why he's pushing Greenland so much, so he can declare some kind of state of emergency and activate some obscure presidential god mode,suspending what little civil rights remain intact. But that might be just my mental apocalypse generator working overtime.
Unless they let the US and Europe annihilate each other and then pick up the ruins as the generous benefactors. But that would never happen right? It's not like emperor dump is planning on invading European soil any day now, right? Right?
January 14, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Unless they let the US and Europe annihilate each other and then pick up the ruins as the generous benefactors. But that would never happen right? It's not like emperor dump is planning on invading European soil any day now, right? Right?
I think that's going to happen once the dust settles, except this PoS will have no say in it once it does. They won't be partners in that union, they'll be the serfs.
January 14, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I think that's going to happen once the dust settles, except this PoS will have no say in it once it does. They won't be partners in that union, they'll be the serfs.
Oh no, not 3 years. There'll be no further elections. If you think there will, you haven't paid any attention in history classes.
January 14, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Oh no, not 3 years. There'll be no further elections. If you think there will, you haven't paid any attention in history classes.
If you had any doubts left he's a kremlin-stringed puppet. Good to know that he'll play stalin to putler and stab us in the back, once the war gets going in earnest. Ah well, it's been a pleasure folks, see you in the trenches.
January 14, 2026 at 4:41 PM
If you had any doubts left he's a kremlin-stringed puppet. Good to know that he'll play stalin to putler and stab us in the back, once the war gets going in earnest. Ah well, it's been a pleasure folks, see you in the trenches.
Psychologically important = my neo-soviet handlers said so
January 14, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Psychologically important = my neo-soviet handlers said so
I also have one of those at home, sadly I've been too busy adulting (mostly crisis management adulting) to actually run a game :( . Hope you have better luck than me and have loads of fun :).
January 14, 2026 at 3:12 PM
I also have one of those at home, sadly I've been too busy adulting (mostly crisis management adulting) to actually run a game :( . Hope you have better luck than me and have loads of fun :).
I might be wrong, but Greenland is not the easiest to defend from a logistical perspective, if the US attacks it in earnest (unless Canada would be willing to wage a full out war, which would be catastrophic). More likely it'd be an economy war of escalating embargos, leading to mutual annihilation.
January 7, 2026 at 9:41 AM
I might be wrong, but Greenland is not the easiest to defend from a logistical perspective, if the US attacks it in earnest (unless Canada would be willing to wage a full out war, which would be catastrophic). More likely it'd be an economy war of escalating embargos, leading to mutual annihilation.
Guess we know who needs to avoid windows for the rest of their life...
January 4, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Guess we know who needs to avoid windows for the rest of their life...
Yeah, I don't see how a country on the verge of collapse led by a deranged senile dictator claiming jurisdiction over other countries (messed up as they are) be a bad thing. /s
January 3, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Yeah, I don't see how a country on the verge of collapse led by a deranged senile dictator claiming jurisdiction over other countries (messed up as they are) be a bad thing. /s
Oh he'll do everything he can to get to that level. We've already had threats of postponing elections and such. But he's got his head up too many dangerous asses to call it quits. He'll go down kicking, if at all.
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Oh he'll do everything he can to get to that level. We've already had threats of postponing elections and such. But he's got his head up too many dangerous asses to call it quits. He'll go down kicking, if at all.
Good. Let trump live what he preaches and give Alaska to USSR in the name of peace.
September 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Good. Let trump live what he preaches and give Alaska to USSR in the name of peace.
But here is the big question: have you proofread it 7 times before sending? (in my case also: only to realize that one glaring typo left in there literally 7 microseconds after hitting the button)
September 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
But here is the big question: have you proofread it 7 times before sending? (in my case also: only to realize that one glaring typo left in there literally 7 microseconds after hitting the button)
but hey, as long as we annihilate a small country's worth of rainforest to cover the energy cost of this s**t, totally worth it no?
September 13, 2025 at 10:42 AM
but hey, as long as we annihilate a small country's worth of rainforest to cover the energy cost of this s**t, totally worth it no?
He doesn't want to find anything, he's quite blatantly conclusion shopping to satisfy his crowd of raving fanatics that couldn't comprehend a double blind study if you drew it to them in crayons.
August 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
He doesn't want to find anything, he's quite blatantly conclusion shopping to satisfy his crowd of raving fanatics that couldn't comprehend a double blind study if you drew it to them in crayons.
- stop infinite market growth mentality
- stop aggressive planned obsolescence and acknowledge right to repair
- focus on stability and sustainability
- focus on recycling and reusable components
- stop the damn anti-intelectualism and let scientists do their work (we're so close to so much)
- stop aggressive planned obsolescence and acknowledge right to repair
- focus on stability and sustainability
- focus on recycling and reusable components
- stop the damn anti-intelectualism and let scientists do their work (we're so close to so much)
August 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
- stop infinite market growth mentality
- stop aggressive planned obsolescence and acknowledge right to repair
- focus on stability and sustainability
- focus on recycling and reusable components
- stop the damn anti-intelectualism and let scientists do their work (we're so close to so much)
- stop aggressive planned obsolescence and acknowledge right to repair
- focus on stability and sustainability
- focus on recycling and reusable components
- stop the damn anti-intelectualism and let scientists do their work (we're so close to so much)
So sorry for your loss, Steve :(.
August 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
So sorry for your loss, Steve :(.
The bottom line is: don't mistreat cats, black or any others, or any other animals for that matter
Also wasn't rats, was fleas living on rats, that could arguably get brought home by a cat, so the plague story seems made up
But the overall state of society did help the plague... so, thanks, church
Also wasn't rats, was fleas living on rats, that could arguably get brought home by a cat, so the plague story seems made up
But the overall state of society did help the plague... so, thanks, church
July 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The bottom line is: don't mistreat cats, black or any others, or any other animals for that matter
Also wasn't rats, was fleas living on rats, that could arguably get brought home by a cat, so the plague story seems made up
But the overall state of society did help the plague... so, thanks, church
Also wasn't rats, was fleas living on rats, that could arguably get brought home by a cat, so the plague story seems made up
But the overall state of society did help the plague... so, thanks, church
Push on Thursdays instead, ruin someone elses Friday 😅 (no that that actually happened recently...oh wait)
June 28, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Push on Thursdays instead, ruin someone elses Friday 😅 (no that that actually happened recently...oh wait)
Haven't tried this yet, but I heard that if you add profanity to the search query the AI won't talk to you
so maybe just try "fkn all you can eat buffet effin near me" :D
so maybe just try "fkn all you can eat buffet effin near me" :D
June 24, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Haven't tried this yet, but I heard that if you add profanity to the search query the AI won't talk to you
so maybe just try "fkn all you can eat buffet effin near me" :D
so maybe just try "fkn all you can eat buffet effin near me" :D
If I ever do make my dictionary where every word is only explained by photo/meme/video, I got one for "irony". Heck, this is so much irony, that you could smelt it into fine steel.
June 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
If I ever do make my dictionary where every word is only explained by photo/meme/video, I got one for "irony". Heck, this is so much irony, that you could smelt it into fine steel.
What are the odds for betting on "trump having a rant after all medical/pharmaceutical professionals in the country pack up and leave"? 1.0? Awww...
May 12, 2025 at 6:27 AM
What are the odds for betting on "trump having a rant after all medical/pharmaceutical professionals in the country pack up and leave"? 1.0? Awww...