I just punched the air when I remembered it's grey bin day tomorrow, in case you're wondering how middle aged is going.

We're on our way, we're on our waaaaay, to watch the mighty #stockportcounty at St Andrews, my first away day since Notts County in April.

Up the bastard win-away Hatters! 🔵⚪

Looks like it could be Selles from Reading 👀 @padders-22.bsky.social

I'll tell you what, moustaches being 'fashionable' really fucked over Movember this year didn't it?

Bring back the good old days of them being the reserve of posties.

It smells like someone on our road is cooking cat food.

I've just sent my first 'cam we pick this up in January?' message, and it feels great

I turned 40 in October (I know, I know) and after an entire adult life so far where I've largely ignored both the importance of physical resilience and, latterly, it's dwindling strength and the resultant correlation with increases in aches and pains, I've grabbed the bull by the horns now.

You’ve only got til Sunday to get your pre orders on this Mash Up shirt collab with @otcountyculture

Please follow instructions on how to buy here: scarfbergarawore.co.uk/merch.html

Pay by PayPal or bank transfer 👌🏼

Shirts fit True to Size. If you’re in between sizes, go up! 👍

Of all the years watching #ImACeleb, by far my favourite thing every time is seeing people boak on eating trials. I cannot lie. I find it hilarious.

A County winning Saturday is always the best sort of day, but it adds a certain sheen when it's followed by a proper pumping for City. Just lovely, heartwarming stuff #stockportcounty

Well this was a washout. Tuesday is the one, I think, good feeling about it 🤑

Why am I getting so many pics of c*ts on this app?

Legit the least f*line person of them all. STOP THIS BLUESKY

At this stage of my life, a genuine hope for my retirement plan is a lottery win.

To this end, I've been hitching my bank account to Euro Millions recently, as that sweet, sweet jackpot grows. I mean, I don't *need* ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY EIGHT MILLION POUNDS. But it'd be nice.

Last time I joined a new social medium, it ended up shit (bottled it, Threads) so it's a low bar for Bluesky, in honesty.