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An amusement to put a smile on your face.

A made up word with 1 letter added, changed or removed. You offer your best / silliest 'daffynition' of the word. Note: You can't include the original base word, an obvious word part or part of the new daffy word.
FIDOLATRY

The worshipful look your dog gives you when you come home after a long day.

(Also the same look you give them!)
December 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
INTERPOLITE

Gentle demeanor of a grave digger
December 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Outstanding album!
December 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Maybe a lesser known work, but a real favorite. Give it a spin!
December 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
KONAVE

Where the boxing spectators sit

Thoroughfare perpendicular to Pro Street
December 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
LINTELF

Magical humaniform race with a strange affinity for pocket debris

What is seen in a shaft of light when Thranduil shakes his flowing blonde mane

That little guy keeping belly buttons clean the world over!

Christmas-time dust bunny
December 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
PAINSETTIA

What happens happens to your tummy when you eat the holiday plant

A razor-edged, scarlet-leaved houseplant popular at Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
MADATGASCAR

The angry reason for choosing an electric vehicle
December 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I think Charlie really captured Steve’s “good side.”
December 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
MARAGE

What happens when mother is ignored once too often
December 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
MONKEYES

No one knows, as they’re always in the shadow created by the cowl
December 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
NEGOATIATION

Deal-making with amongst the cloven-hoofed set

That lull after a game when everyone starts discussing what happened and you try to minimize your mistakes so you're not the guy that blew it!
December 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Gentle suggestion for rephrasing:

“this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility AS a family member”
December 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I began posting my made-up words & their Daffynitions here on Bluesky daily. My goal: give folks a moment's respite with a chuckle.

Today's Daffynition is "NEGOATIATION". Click thru and try to 'daffine' it!

I post my own answer the next day.

I have > 9 years' worth of these! Let's have some fun!
December 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM